One day Barbie was walking in the park

One day Barbie was walking in the park.
A dark cloud rolled in. It started to rain!
"I am so weird.
I don't even know what is 1 plus 1.
I am going to cry for help. " she thought.

All of a sudden, she got wet and soggy. Her friends did not like her any more.
then she cried as lound as she could.
She whined and whined.
A cupid struck her butt with a bow and arrow.
She stopped crying and whinning.

The end.