孔夫子(Confucius) 也搞笑(18+)

孔夫子(Confucious) 也搞笑(18+)

孔夫子论网恋
"Passionate kiss, like spider’s web, soon lead to undoing of fly."

孔夫子论跑步
"Man who run in front of car get tired"
"Man who run behind car get exhausted"


孔夫子论酒
"To prevent hangover stay drunk!"

孔夫子论色
"Virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone!"
"Woman who wear G-string, high on crack!"
"Boy who go to bed with sexual problem wake up with problem in hand “


孔夫子论婚姻
"Foolish man give wife grand piano. Wise man gives wife upright organ."
"Man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night!"


孔夫子论婚外恋
"He who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs."

孔夫子论球
"Baseball is wrong. Man with four balls cannot walk!"

孔夫子论文学
"People who make Confucius joke speak bad English."

孔夫子论战争

"War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left."

孔夫子论驾驶
"Man who drive like hell, bound to get there!"