新天地
自言自语
Get out of the car!
(This is supposedly a true account recorded in the Police Log of
An elderly
She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at the top of her lungs, “I have a gun, and I know how to use it! Get out of the car!”
The four men didn’t wait for a second threat. They got out and ran like mad.
The lady, somewhat shaken, then proceeded to load her shopping bags into the back of the car and got into the deriver’s seat. She was so shaken that she could not get her key into the ignition.
She tried and tried, and then she realized why. It was for the same reason she had wondered why there was a football, a Frisbee and two 12-packs of beer in the front seat.
A few minutes later, she found her own car parked four or five spaces farther down.
She loaded her bags into the car and drove to the police station to report her mistake.
The sergeant to whom she told the story couldn’t stop laughing.
He pointed to the other end of the counter, where four pale men were reporting a car jacking by a mad, elderly woman described as white, less the five feet tall, glasses, curly white hair, and carrying a large handgun.
No charges were filed.
Moral of the story? If you’re going to have a senior moment…make it memorable.
貓咪的親身經歷﹕
有一年(1985年)猫咪在 Albuquerque 玩，星期三晚上去看 Dollar 电影。当看完电影后，朋友们去了厕所。猫咪在车子里左等右等，就是没见朋友出来。等不及了，猫咪把车子息了火，没锁车门就去找那些人。突然发现朋友们在前面大声叫猫咪：“你到哪里去啦？害我们在这等得要命？”猫咪说，“我才等你们等得不耐烦啦！”
不好！猫咪发现自己的车子不在那儿停的好好的吗？咦？怎么搞的？原来猫咪开了别人的车子的门，居然还发动了引擎！要不是等得久了出去找朋友，那车主会把猫咪扭送警察局的！
这一下，腿都软啦。回头突生一计：何不看看车主的反应？主意一出，猫咪伙同朋友四人一起猫回原来的地方，静静地看着：没多久，一个老头儿来了。这老头把钥匙插进锁孔，转了一下，门没开 (猫咪当时没把门锁上)！再转一下，门开了。老头站在那儿愣住了！大概在思考自己怎么会忘了锁门？哈哈哈，我们四个人笑的直不起腰来！
老头听到了我们的笑声，快逃命！！！
啊﹖你沒有笑﹖拖出去打五十大板﹗
好玩好玩。
我在想象“老头站在那儿愣住了”的样子。肯定笑S人。
俺的记性不好,有次去朋友家,手捧着朋友家的茶杯就要离开,浑然不知手中有茶杯,等到朋友对俺说,请把俺家茶杯放下,才恍然大悟...唉...真糗啊...
哈哈﹐牛果果﹐才哥在吃你的醋呢﹗千萬不要讓牛嫂嫂看到哦﹐不然把貓咪告到法院說破壞牛公館的第三者﹗
猫眯, 哥哥把我的未付的CREDIT CARD 的帐单寄给你了.
。。哈，青衣好像找到自己的车门锁Christmas day 外出回来有些变形的可疑原因哩。
好哇，可逮着猫咪你啦! 才哥我就是那老头儿! 我说我怎么会忘记锁车呢!
小猫咪你等着，我这就去报案~~
顺便把闲牛也逮起来，免得你在牢里寂寞，呵呵
我 至 少 读/看 过 三 个 把 别 人 东 西 当 自 己 的 喜 剧 。