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无音为曲,无字为书。以铜为镜可以正衣冠,以人为镜可以明得失,以史为镜可以知兴替。
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(2012-01-31 19:06:23)
Withfirstcoupleofweeks'successonlemonadesales,Daughterdecidestoexpanditabit.Therefore,Dadbuyshertwobiggerjarsandonebiggercoolerwithrollerssoastosavethenumberofroundtripsforre-fills.Ofcourse,DaddoesnotforgettocountthoseexpensesintoDaughter'sfuturerevenue.Also,Daughterlikesthisstrategy.Soonhotsummerdaypassedbeforeanyonerealizes.AnotherSaturdaycomeswithdrizzlesandwind.Lookingthroughthelivingroomwindo...[阅读全文]
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(2012-01-27 20:12:23)
朋友间处久了,调侃之间,多少会加些你来我往的口头交易。交易的结果其实可能早已偏离了第一个提出者的最开始的初衷,不过,凭着双方对对方的在乎,最后多少都达到了双方满意的效果。比如下面这段发生在两个哥们间:
“嗨,老兄,今天晚上机场接我一趟,我请你吃晚饭!”
“得,不巧,正好城里开会,怕赶不回来。这么着,我请你在xxx吃宵夜得了。怎样?”<[阅读全文]
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(2007-08-24 18:38:33)
Schoolissoontofinishbeforedaughterrealizesthatitwillbesoontheholidayseasonagain.OnoneSaturdaymorning,"Dad",daughterasks,whileDadissittinginthesunsmoking,"WhatMomandyoulooklikewhenyouwereinschool?""Weweresoskinnythatwolveswouldcryafterseeingus."Dadmocksacryingwolf.Daughtergiggles."Iwillshowyou."Momentslater,Dadputsouthiscigaretteandleadsdaughterdowntohisoffic...[阅读全文]
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(2007-08-13 11:43:27)

最近,朋友寄给了我如下一幅图片。看她是在左转还是右转?
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(2007-06-20 11:13:43)
Withthetoiletcleaningjobinroutine,Daughterseemswhattodomoresoastomovetowardshergoalfaster.So,onedayinahotsummerday,sheasks,"Dad,whatcanIdotomakemoremoney?""Well,youcantrytoselllemonadeatthecornerofthestreettoseeifyoucanmakesome."Dadsuggests."HowmuchdoIsellforeachcup?"Daughterlikestheideaandwantstodigfurther."25cents."Dadanswers."Good."Daughteragree...[阅读全文]
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(2007-06-20 11:13:04)
The6-year-olddaughterwantstohaveapuppy.OneSaturdaymorning,sheasksherDad,"HowcanIgetone?""Youhavetobuyone."Dadreplies."Couldyoubuyoneformeasmybirthdaygift?"Shepleads."No,butIcanhelpyoumakemoneytobuyone."Dadinsists."OK.Pleaseshowmehow,Dad."Daughteriseagertolearnhowtoachievehergoal,nomatterwhat."OnewayisthatyoucanuseyourweekendtimetohelpMomdosome...[阅读全文]
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有人说,来世作男人还是女人,是前世修的缘。也有人说,这是自然选择的结果。可以看出,这个决定权不完全在自我的手中。于是偷懒的人,以今朝有酒今朝醉为基本原则,不曾考虑或回答这个"人生"问题。另有一群感知的人士,在命题前加了个"如果给你一个选择",便对该问题有了近一层的思考。
有人告诉我,问及的十个男人,会有十一个答来世还要作男[阅读全文]
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(2007-06-02 18:12:00)
泪酸血咸,悔不该手辣口甜,只道世间无苦海;金黄银白,但见了眼红心黑,哪知头上有青天。
咬完几句有用书,可充饮食;养成数竿新生竹,直似儿孙。
少读书,便是低天分;行刻薄,直乃大糊涂。
一饭一粥,当思来之不易;半丝半缕,恒念物力维艰。
欲除烦恼须无我;历尽艰难好做人。
劳逸妥安排,健康多福;油盐休消费,勤俭持家。[阅读全文]
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NoteveryonehasbeentoPicturedRocks,intheUpperPeninsulaofMichigan,butforthoseofyouwhohavebeenthere,thesceneisunforgettable. Sinceonepictureisworththousandsofwords,Ifoundfollowingworkcouldillustrate,thoughnotcompletely,thegorgeousnessofPicturedRocks. http://www.pbase.com/mandj98/picturedrocksnationallakeshore http://www.picturedrocksphotos.com/ http://www.lakesuperiorpho...[阅读全文]
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(2007-06-02 12:26:12)
在英语中,birthday是指生日,不包括年只包括月日,而dateofbirth(DOB)是指生日日期,包含年月日。因此,一般人关心你的人多只问及生日,而只有在填表申请工作或账号时,才多被问及生日日期。在工作单位,经常会有好心善搞活动的人,问每个人的生日,以把大家的生日统计上来,按月给那些生日在同月的同事们庆祝一番。所以,当知道了这个中的区别,你大可大方地给出生[阅读全文]
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