私房语录(45) 开学第一天

长长的暑假结束了。开学第一天放学回家，儿子看似有点焖骚样。忍不住好奇，就去逗他：“有啥好玩的事，别偷着乐嘛。分享分享。”

“ Mr. Anderson changed his style after the summer break.” 他憋着嘴乐。
"So???" 
"He shaved his head. He is bald now. "
"It sounds like he is a cool-looking guy. "
I guess it is because he can't bear to lose his hair any more. " 

笑后感：大人不要以为小孩只看到你酷的一面，他们也能琢磨出你每晚对镜自视时的独白：))))

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"Mr. Bateman got a nick name as Batman."
"Make sense to me too."
"Today, in the Gym, he was seen talking to a girl student."
"So????? Teachers talk to students all the time at school. "
"The girl's name is Robin."
 
笑后感：绰号或马甲也要洁身自好啊，否则被“艳遇”了，自己还蒙在鼓里呢：))))

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儿子成绩一直不咋的，这次居然混进了一个荣誉班。做母亲的窃喜之余，关心一把他的挚友---可爱的印度小阿三。

"Is Ramen in the Honor class too？”
“It is impossible. He is still in CP class.”
“Really？ then you have to be modest. Make sure you don't hurt your friend's feelings when you play together."
"It is not a problem at all.  Since neither of us cares about it in the first place."

叹一声：子不学，断机杼也是枉然，还不如让那一江浑水任意流算了  ：((((((

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