私房语录 (16-17)

(16) 小儿给我讲Johnny Appleseed 的故事。完了后，他补充说：“He died and went to ...”他用食指往上指了指。看他那一本正经指天堂的样子很好玩，就逗他：“Why don't you think he went to ...”我用食指往下指了指。他诧异地盯了我一会，一字一顿地说：“Mom, that is wrong direction.”

(17) 小儿跆拳道的教练Ken 二十岁刚出头就和他的高中甜心结婚了。蜜月后第一堂课，新婚燕尔的他喜形于色地对大伙说：“I went to Maui with my NEW wife.” 小儿听了，举手发问：“What happened to your OLD wife?”

作者：海棠花飞 (http://blog.wenxuecity.com/myindex.php?blogID=26531)