zt 趣言笑语 （英文）

来自[美坛奇葩]ZT的: 如此搞笑的英翻中 2010-11-19 17:49:27  

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1、I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

3、Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

4、The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.

13、We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.

15、Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

17、I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.

26、I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian

27、A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station..

34、Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.

49、 Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says "If an emergency, notify:" I put "DOCTOR". What's my mother going to do?

54、It's not the fall that kills you; it's the sudden stop at the end.

55、Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

75、With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine.