My aunt was doing some work up at one of Wichita's hospitals, when she and a friend started talking about an incident which had happened a couple weeks back.

A hefty woman came in complaining of pains in her side. And this woman was huge, with belly folds, or flab I guess. When the doctor lifted one of the folds, he found a TV remote control fused into the woman's skin. After they removed it, she said "Oh, there it is."

This is a true story too.




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