我快有个老婆了

在主日学校，老师告诉孩子们人类是上帝造的。

上帝造了亚当，然后用他的一根肋骨又为他造出了老婆夏娃。

对此，小强尼特别上心，印象颇为深刻。

过了几天，小强尼看着不太对劲，病歪歪地躺在床上。

妈妈问他怎么回事，哪里不舒服。

小强尼说：“我这边有点疼，我想，我快有个老婆了。”

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Adam's Rib

At Sunday School they were teaching how God created everything, including human beings.
Little Johnny seemed especially intent when they told him how Eve was created out of one of Adam's ribs. 
Later in the week his mother noticed him lying down as though he were ill, and she said, "Johnny, what is the matter?" 
Little Johnny responded, "I have pain in my side. I think I'm going to have a wife."