The States with the Biggest Penises

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March 29, 2010 at 5:09PM By Zoë Ruderman | 15 comments

Every year researchers release lists of the best places to live in the U.S. They look at things like cost of housing, job market, and crime rates. One factor not taken into consideration: junk size.

But now it can be. The condom seller Condomania just released the results of their huge penis survey. (That's the survey that was huge, not necessarily the penises.) Apparently, the company claims to have this information because they sell condoms in 76 sizes and have been keeping track of sales across all 50 states.

We're a little skeptical. C'mon, just because a guy decides to buy the largest of the 76 sizes, how does Condomania know that he actually is that size and isn't just trying to impress a girl who might snoop in his medicine cabinet? But we can't lie—we were curious to see the breakdown. And here it is:

1. New Hampshire

2. Oregon

3. New York

4. Indiana

5. Arizona

6. Hawaii

7. Louisiana

8. Massachusetts

9. Alabama

10. Washington

11. New Mexico

12. California

13. Arkansas

14. Nevada

15. Virginia

16. Tennessee

17. Illinois

18. Oklahoma

19. South Dakota

20. Georgia

21. Pennsylvania

22. Mississippi

23. Michigan

24. Florida

25. Rhode Island

26. Kansas

27. Maryland

28. Minnesota

29. Vermont

30. Connecticut

31. Wisconsin

32. New Jersey

33. North Dakota

34. Idaho

35. Texas

36. Missouri

37. Montana

38. Ohio

39. Nebraska

40. Colorado

41. Maine

42. North Carolina

43. Delaware

44. South Carolina

45. Kentucky

46. West Virginia

47. Alaska

48. Iowa

49. Utah

50. Wyoming

Do you think there's any truth to these rankings? Have you ever noticed that guys' sizes vary depending on what state you're in?