叶公好龙，刘仔爱熊

叶公叶子高好龙，钩以写龙，凿以写龙，屋室雕文以写龙。于是天龙闻之而下，窥头于牖，拖尾于堂。叶公见之，弃而还走，失其魂魄，五色无主。是叶公非好龙也，好夫似龙而非龙者也。

抄上这段古人的话语，也让我们现代人知道，虽然叶某见真龙露出自己是个假招子，但这段古语可以见证我们中国人爱动物之心是自古有之。况且，世上哪来的真龙?  用假龙又何以证明叶某见龙会"失其魂魄，五色无主"?

中国人爱动物也是身体力行的。现代动物最可爱莫过于熊猫，爱熊猫人士最想要的莫过于和可爱熊猫来个bear hug。还真有这么一位，为实现理想甘愿置身险境，要与熊猫零距离地亲近。

Panda attacks man who wanted a cuddle

A panda at a zoo in southern China attacked a student who snuck into its pen hoping for a cuddle with the endangered bear, state media said Saturday.

The 20-year-old male student surnamed Liu jumped over the fence at the zoo in the tourist city of Guilin, ignoring warning signs not to, Xinhua news agency said.

"The panda, named Yangyang, was wide awake. Apparently scared by the intruder, he bit at Liu's arms and legs," it quoted an unnamed worker as saying after zoo keepers managed to calm the bear and rescue Liu, the report said.

"Yangyang was so cute and I just wanted to cuddle him," Liu was quoted as saying from his hospital bed. "I didn't expect he would attack."

Scientists believe fewer than 2,000 giant pandas live in the wild in China.

这位刘性现代壮士比那古代叶某强百倍，见熊猫不仅没跑，还翻墙入室要和熊猫起腻。都说熊猫温顺老实可爱听话，但那是祖国在宣传上误导人们。你想啊，那也是食肉类野兽，长着黑白相间的外表具有欺骗性，那爪子锋利，一掌拍下来可比在文学城让人拍一砖要疼得多。

20岁的刘壮士经事不多，还不懂得对事物的"表里不一"要有所防范。进得熊笼，没想到熊猫抓着他的手脚就当竹子啃。刘被救进了医院还是没相通，他说他只是见阳阳(熊名)那么可爱就想抱抱她"。

刘壮士，你这种想法是错误的。现在中国的熊猫数量大约两千多只，可中国满大街的MM比这数多得多，而且个个儿都是那么可爱，你也能随便乱抱嘛?  你要真在街上抱住一位，那可能你不仅要进医院，还要紧法院。