Funny jokes

>> >Two men met while both where looking for their lost wives.
>> >1st: How yours look like?
>> >2nd: She is 5"7, 36-24-36, Fair, Black eyes. What about yours?
>> >1st: Forget mine. Lets find yours!!
>> >
>> >**********
>> >Man comes home, finds his wife with his friend in bed.
>> >He shoots his friend to death.
>> >Wife says, "If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends".
>> >
>> >**********
>> >Small Boy wrote to Santa Claus," send me a brother"
>> >Santa wrote back," SEND ME YOUR MOTHER"
>> >
>> >**********
>> >What is the definition of Mistress?
>> >Someone between the Mister and Mattress
>> >
>> >**********
>> >Husband asks , "Do u know the meaning of WIFE??
>> >"Without Information Fighting Everytime"
>> >Wife replies," No, It means ,
>> >"With Idiot For Ever !!!"
>> >
>> >**********
>> >Three Feelings:
>> >What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?
>> >Stress is when wife is pregnant,
>> >Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant, and
>> >Panic is when both are pregnant.
>> >
>> >**********
>> >Teacher: u know the importance of period?
>> >Kid: Ya, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad
>> >got heart attack & our driver ran away.
>> >
>> >**********
>> >Sons asks difference between confidence and confidential
>> >Dad says, you are my son, i'm confident. Your friend is also my son,
>> >that's confidential!
>> >
>> >**********
>> >Mother to her teenage daughter: I think this is the right time we
>> >should talk about sex.
>> >Daughter (Excitingly): Sure mom, tell me what do you want to know.
>> >Mother Faints... --




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2007年1月29日
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