哦，向一直惦记小8有没有如愿以偿的同学们汇报一下

最近上班焦得里外全糊，完全没时间去买礼物；Eve又去滑了一天雪，到家时手脚僵硬浑身酸痛基本上是go straight to bed。不过想想这Santa有没有光临是对一年是否naughty 的一个总评，怎么着也得敷衍两下，于是翻身下床，在某人送的香水礼盒里找到一个金色的小包包，想着可以指金为蓝，硬说这是little wallet即可。想想又塞了一张票子进去，再上床时，不禁再次赞叹自己实为天下一等一之良母也。

隔天，8黑拿了小金包包，也为现大洋作欢欣状，但神色终是不宁，若有所失。终于第二天发问：为什么Santa没有给我礼物？

啊？你不是得到了little wallet吗, even has money in it?

不~~是~~~ it wasn’t from my wish list!

。。。。我也没得到我wish list上的东西，，，，让我们抱头痛哭吧，，，，

他狐疑地盯着俺：You had a wish list? Can I see?

。。。。在公司没带回来。Anyway，让我们抱头痛哭吧？

。。。。 。。。。

于是按下不提。以为就此糊弄了事，结果前两天检查他的Journey book发现此事居然还是在他的幼小心灵上留下了痕迹：

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NO PRESENTS!

I was feeling as if I were a frog eating 9,999,999 flies, one at a time. I thought that there was a X-mas present under the X-mas tree.

I only thought.

There was no present! By this surprise I got REALL mad, so mad it made me forget the Y in the really in this sentence.

But… wait a minute! I’ve got a gold bag! Open it… Hmmm…mmm! Money! I got $5!

The end.

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他这joke如此别出心裁以至于老师一开始都没能领悟、、、、、

 

说到写东西，他最近的一首关于广岛原子弹的诗倒是令我偶拜不已非常值得大力显摆一下——

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<> <> <> <> <> <>   One day, there was a man He had plotted a really bad plan He thought of exploding Hiroshima The people were really mad and they thought of calling their dads They said that it wasn't fair but, the man said that he didn't care. They flew in such a rage, that they thought of locking him in a cage. They even fought him with a war, but the man won even more　 （虽然没太明白为什么people一mad就要考虑call他们的dad但这几句简直太文采斐然了也）   The explosion was made by a bomb The bomb was called the Little Boy Bomb The man was locked in a cage And also, the bomb meant the start of the Atomic Age But somehow the man acted like superman And when all the people saw him, away they ran

 

 

 

[黑黑黑黑]

8787所有亲爱的慧眼们。。。。。。。。新年快乐！！！

[简宁宁]

小诗写的真好唉！！

[octmonkey]

8黑实在是太有才了，严重偶拜。

4黑，很吃惊歪没有对你糊弄8黑的行为替8黑鸣不平。小孩子很快会长大的，到8黑10岁左右就不会相信Santa了，你还是要在以后的几个圣诞节里多加弥补，让8黑小宝贝儿失去这一段童年乐趣于心不忍啊。

[aptamer]

天才！

[丁香结]

我的天！超人！
太油菜啦，小哲人呀，耐你没商量～