8黑现在对外来词汇还是颇敏感滴,看动画片或是听歌时总要找出些他感兴趣的词勤奋好学地相问一下。有天在车上,他爹把radio调到hot97——告诉他这个鬼台曾经闹过啥啥辱华风波,不管正传误传,有点骨气的华人都应该拒听才对。偏偏这个毫无半点民族自尊心的家伙对此根本不以为意,仍然上了车就听它,说是可以“防止打瞌睡”——且说 8黑凝神听着一片嘈杂之声,突然两眼放光转向俺:stupid! 他说stupid!
这是俺们给他框出的几个不准说的“坏话”之一。当然不论大人小孩,什么东西一被禁,吸引力立马大增。于是他就寻找一切机会来说说这些禁字们。有一个“P股”,有天跟邻居小孩玩,人家一说,他立马上瘾。叫他做什么他不太情愿的事或是跟人打招呼时他必怪腔怪调来一句“P股”,然后大笑。被斥责了N次。有天回来,他状甚可笑地指着自己的P股问——
这就是屁股啊?
是。
他看俺没下文了,又一脸严肃地说:
这就是屁股,不过不能说~
赫赫,咋俺听着都觉得这字禁得有点不合理涅?。。。呀,莫不成他想让俺领悟出自己的可笑?
最令人头疼的是一个来历不明的sa-bi-yo,他老在家里念叨,听着就不像好话。据说是跟他的咬友kevin学的,莫不成是韩文?在电话里问过一韩国客户,不过这发音实在是贲不像好话了,俺没好意思大声嚷嚷,压着声音,人家愣是听不出来是个啥词,,,哪位懂韩文的顺便给俺解释解释?
于是成天听到他很懂事地在念叨:
不能说sa-bi-yo~
或
sa-be-yo是坏话来的~
或
kevin就说sa-bi-yo~
。。。既过了嘴瘾又撇了清,这小子也贲鬼了吧?于是只好再下禁令:坏话不准说,就算在前面加了“不能说”也不准说——得,这禁令贲复杂,俺自个儿听了都晕了~
当然sweet的时候也是有的,比如说上周出去玩时,他还是像在家里一样,每隔一小会儿就来关心一下老妈:
are you crazy?
众目之下,俺也只好很sweet地回答:not yet, not yet…
看旁人羡慕的眼光,肯定是想着
非小棉袄也能如此贴心吧!
玩了一天回来,俺以迅雷不及掩耳之势居然捣腾出了三个菜,让LG惊叹不已,对8黑下令“夸夸妈妈”!
8黑吃着冰淇淋,一边深情地看着他妈,一边掷地有声地夸了一句:
GOOD BOY!
8黑熊抱我了,好激动呀~~
亲奈滴,你太可奈了,俺替8黑熊抱你一把先~~~
ummm, maybe "I don't know" it is....
炸版了。。。
hi joon
绿光 says:
want to ask you something
绿光 says:
it sounds like sa-bi-'yo
绿光 says:
it's korean. what does it mean?
thrTw says:
sabiyo
thrTw says:
in what context did you hear that
thrTw says:
i was in the meeting
绿光 says:
np
thrTw says:
so sleepy~
绿光 says:
hmm, one friend is asking in her blog
thrTw says:
thrTw says:
hmm
thrTw says:
sabiyo
绿光 says:
her son learned from a korean kid in the preschool
thrTw says:
hmm
绿光 says:
and she wasn't sure whether it's bad
绿光 says:
haha
thrTw says:
it does not make sense
绿光 says:
okay, just curious
绿光 says:
hehe
thrTw says:
it could mean a couple different thing though
thrTw says:
it is not a bad word
绿光 says:
really?
thrTw says:
just doesnt make sense
thrTw says:
lol
绿光 says:
what could it mean?
thrTw says:
like.. My own money...
thrTw says:
or it could also be like i dont know
thrTw says:
it really doesnt make sense
绿光 says:
so it's not a word
thrTw says:
i think he meant to say something else
thrTw says:
lol
thrTw says:
no
thrTw says:
it is not
听着怪懂事的,其实,怎么那么好笑涅?
这小家伙!
四黑你百忙之中还顺手就一篇,佩服一下
没没,俺能出啥大事,还不是成天在坛子里胡言乱语静不下心来写东西,,,也亏有你们催着,要不俺还不知怎么虚度光阴呢!真诚地说声谢谢,偶像先回家了。
至于小8嘛~~~继续可爱就好了,当然不好玩的时候还是要镇压的哦~~