爆笑小学生作文 英文中文二版

英文版
Son: "Daddy, I have to write a special report for school, but I don't know what Politics is."
Father: "Well, let's take our home as an example. I am the bread-winner, so let's call me Capitalism. Your Mom is the administrator of money, so we'll call her Government. We take care of your need, so let's call you The People. We'll call the maid the Working Class and your brother we can call The Future. Do you understand son?"
Son: "I'm not really sure, Dad. I'll have to think about it."

That night awakened by his brother's crying, the boy went to see what was wrong. Discovering that the baby had seriously soiled his diaper, the boy went to his parents' room and found his mother sound asleep. He went to the maid's room, where, peeking through the keyhole, he saw his father in bed with the maid. The boy's knocking went totally unheeded by his father and the maid, so the boy returned to his room and went back to sleep. The next morning he reported to his father.

Son: "Dad, now I think I understand what Politics is."
Father: "Good son! Can you explain it to me in your own words?"
Son: "Well Dad, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, Government is sound asleep, the People are being completely ignored and the Future is full of $hit."

中文版

老师要同学写一篇有关国家 , 党 , 社会和人民的作文。小明不理解这些詞的含意

老爸 :" 国家是最大的 , 就像你奶奶一样 。 党是最有权利的 , 是一家之主 , 就像我一样。社会就是为党和国家干活的，还得听党的话，就像你妈妈。而人民是最小的，说什么也没人听，就像你这个样子。 "

晚上小明想写作文，可还是不明白哪些詞的意思，就去找奶奶问一下子，可是奶奶已睡觉了。就只好找他老爸，那里知到这个时候他老爸和老妈正在做住床上运动，他老爸一看小明来到就给两个耳光，给打出房外，小明没办法，只好哭着返房写作文。　

全文如下 :
国家已沉睡 , 党在玩社会 , 社会在呻吟 , 人民在流泪 。