儿女笑谈 101

今天,带着儿子到一家中国超市买东西.听其音乐怪怪的,不像中文的, 也不像英文的, 倒像西班牙文的.儿子神秘地告诉我: This is chinese supermarket, why there is no chinese music. 正逛着，儿子来一句：Mom, they have bathroom? Sure they have ! 我答着, 并提醒儿子：别忘了擦座垫。一会儿，儿子出来了，又说了一句惊人之语：Mom, this is the worst bathroom I used in my life. 我一惊：怎么了？只见儿子皱着眉头， 委屈地：It doesn’t have seat on the toilet. What? 我以前也用过这家店的厕所，是脏得可以，破得可以，可也不至于连座垫都没有啊！儿子还来一句：They ran out of toilet paper ！(写此句英文时，儿子已上他房间睡下了，我不会用 “ran out ”，便大声问他，儿才重复给我。)
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