春天里的雪人 2011

清晨起来，昨日的雪已经溶化了一小半。两个女儿堆的大雪人（1米73）也开始消瘦。再看看门前那几棵怒放的梨树，似乎也安然无恙。于是，对这气候的‘激情’行为微笑起来。

毕竟，女儿的昨天很愉悦……。

邻家也是昨天搬进。在今后的日子里他们会说：‘我们搬进来那天，下了一场大雪。积雪有5寸高。旁边的两个女孩堆了一个高大的雪人为我们守夜，她们的笑声为我们带来了祝福。’

先生手机的封面多了一张孩子们和雪人的合影。当然，那上面没有我。在海边的Beach House里，他在看篮球大赛。然后，他会开着大奔驰，去打高尔夫。他的日子总会安排得相当精彩，从不肯亏待自己。呵呵……

朋友发来一个短信，看完，哈哈大笑。她一定正在跟先生生气：

（**我把它翻成了中文）


          11 PEOPLE ON A ROPE

Eleven people were hanging on a rope, （11人共抓着悬在直升机的
Under a helicopter. 一根绳子）
10 men and 1 woman.（他们是十个男人和一个女人）
The rope was not strong enough to carry them （这根绳子无法承受他们的重量）
All, so they decided that one had to leave（一个人必须离开）,
Because otherwise they were all going to fall（否则所有人都有危险）.
They weren't able to choose that person（他们无法决定让谁走）,
Until the woman gave a very touching speech（这时那唯一的女人说话了）.
She said that she would voluntarily let go of the rope, （她说：她自愿离开）,
Because as a woman, she was used to giving up everything for her（因为一个女人通常总是会为了丈夫
Husband and kids or for men in general , and was (和孩子放弃自己）
Used to always making sacrifices with little in return（已经习惯了没有任何回报地牺牲自己）.
As soon as she finished her speech（她刚一说完）,
All the men started clapping （所有的男人开始鼓掌）......

 

IDIOTS（傻冒）！！！ !

(****问题：谁是傻冒？为什么？        谢谢SW，You made my day.）

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