生活里的数学

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OFFICE MATH (办公室数学)
Smart boss + smart employee = profit ( 精明的老板＋精明的雇员＝带来利润 )
Smart boss + dumb employee = production ( 精明的老板＋愚蠢的雇员＝生产成果 )
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion ( 愚蠢的老板＋精明的雇员＝促进销售 )
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime ( 愚蠢的老板＋愚蠢的雇员＝加班加点 )

ROMANCE MATH ( 浪漫数学 )
Smart man + smart woman = romance ( 精明的男人＋精明的女人＝浪漫爱情 )
Smart man + dumb woman = affair ( 精明的男人＋愚蠢的女人＝婚外私通 )
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage ( 愚蠢的男人＋精明的女人＝结婚生活 )
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy ( 愚蠢的男人＋愚蠢的女人＝身怀六甲 )

HAPPINESS MATH ( 幸福数学 )
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little
( 要想与一个男人幸福地相守，你必须对他理解多点，爱的少点 )
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all
( 要想与一个女人幸福地生活，你必须尽量爱她多点，而不要试图去理解她 )

CHANGE MATH ( 变化数学 )
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't
( 女人嫁给一个男人，希望他会发生改变，而他却做不到 )
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does
( 男人娶一个女人，希望她不会变化，而她却改变了 )

DEBATE MATH ( 争论数学 )
A woman has the last word in any argument
( 女人对任何争论都拥有最后的决断 )
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument
( 任何问题在男人提出来之后都会变成一场新的争论 )

SHOPPING MATH ( 购物数学 )
A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs
( 男人总是花 20 块钱买他需要的价值10 块钱的东西 )
A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need
( 女人总是花 10 块钱买她不需要的价值20块钱的东西 )

LONGEVITY MATH ( 长寿数学 )
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
( 已婚男人比单身男人活得长，但已婚男人往往比单身男人更愿死去 )

GENERAL MATH ( 通俗数学 )
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband
( 女人在找到老公之前总是为未来担心 )
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife
( 男人在找到老婆之后才开始担心未来 )
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend
( 成功男人的标志是他挣的钱足够他太太花费 )
A successful woman is one who can find such a man
( 成功女人的标志是她找到了这样的先生 )




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