THE KING OF ARADUS

Once the elders of the city of Aradus presented themselves 
before the king, 

and besought of him a decree 
to forbid to men all wine and all intoxicants
 within their city. 
And the king turned his back upon them 
and went out from them laughing. 
Then the elders departed in dismay. 
At the door of the palace they met the lord chamberlain. 
And the lord chamberlain observed that they were troubled, 
and he understood their case. 
Then he said, "Pity, my friends! 
Had you found the king drunk, 
surely he would have granted you your petition."