一吻定终身------家庭伦理与幽默系列（7）

亲吻篇


女孩子可能要吻过了无数青蛙后才能找到王子。说不定到那个时候，她已习惯了青蛙的吻，反而对王子兴味索然了呢。
You have to kiss an awful lot of frogs before you find a prince.

别让愚人亲吻你，别让亲吻愚弄你。
Never let a fool kiss you or a kiss fool you.

亲吻可能不会传染细菌，但肯定降低身体抵抗力。吻都献出去了，还在乎献身么？
Kiss may not spread gems, but they certainly lower resistance.

大智若愚新注解：女孩子要经过多番练习，才能吻的象个初吻者。
It takes a lot of practice for a girl to kiss like a beginner.

对女人来说，初吻只不过是一个开端的结束。对男人来说，它却是一个结局的开始。
To a woman the first kiss is just the end of a beginning; to a man it is the beginning of the end.

男人的初吻如狼似虎，第二吻求之不得，第三吻发号施令，第四吻理所当然，第五吻受之无愧---------以后全都是硬着头皮，能忍则忍。很形象地描述了从奴隶到将军的整个历程。
A man snatches the first kiss, pleads for the second, demands the third, takes the fourth, accepts the fifth-------and endures all the rest.

从前，男人吻女人时，女人紧闭双眼，那叫销魂。现在，那大概是她正聚精会神，在心算他的年薪有多少。如果数字达标，就一吻定终身！（Seal it with a kiss!）
Once upon a time when a girl closed her eyes as her man kissed her, it meant rapture. Now it probably means she’s mentally calculating to the nearest decimal what his salary works out to a year.

男人连最后一吻都想不起来时，女人还记得初吻那一刻。唉！多情总被无情恼！
Women still remember the first kiss after men have forgotten the last.