Too Smart for the 1st Grade (Joke)

A first-grade teacher was having trouble with one of her students.
The teacher asked, "Little Johnny, what is your problem?"

Little Johnny answered, "I'm too smart for the first-grade. My
sister is in the third-grade and I'm smarter than her! I think I should be in
the third-grade at least!"

The teacher had enough. She took Little Johnny to the principal's
office. While Little Johnny waited in the outer office, the teacher
explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told the teacher he
would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions
he was to go back to the first-grade and behave. The teacher agreed. Little
Johnny was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he
agreed to take the test.

Principal: "How much is 3 x 3?"
Little Johnny: "9"

Principal: "How much is 6 x 6?"
Little Johnny: "36"

And so it went with every question the principal thought a third-
grade should know. The principal looked at the teacher and told her, "I
think Little Johnny can go to the third-grade."

The teacher said to the principal, "Let me ask him some questions."
The principal and Little Johnny both agreed.

Teacher: "What does a cow have four of that but I have only two of?"
Little Johnny: "Legs"

Teacher: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"
(The principal wondered, why did she ask such a question!)
Little Johnny: "Pockets"

Teacher: What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval,
delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?"
(The principal's eyes opened really wide and before he could stop the
answer...)
Little Johnny: "Coconut"

Teacher: "What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?"
Little Johnny: "Bubblegum"

Teacher: "What does a man do standing up, a woman do sitting down
and a dog do on three legs?"
(The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer...)
Little Johnny: "Shake hands"

Teacher: "Now I will ask some 'Who am I' sort of questions, okay?"
Little Johnny: "Yup"

Teacher: "you blow me, you feel good"
Little Johnny: "Nose"

Teacher: "I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver"
Little Johnny: "Arrow"

Teacher: "What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of excitement?"
Little Johnny: "Firetruck"

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, "Put this ass in the fifth-grade, I got quite a few questions wrong myself ."