We 
all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons," where: 
:) means a smile and 
:( is a frown. 
Sometimes these are 
represented by 
:-) 
:-( 
Well, how about some "ASSICONS?" 
Here goes: 
(_!_) a regular ass 
(__!__) a fat ass 
(!) a tight ass 
(_*_) a sore ass 
{_!_} a swishy ass 
(_o_) an ass that's been 
around   
(_x_) 
kiss my ass 
(_X_) leave my ass alone 
(_zzz_) a 
tired ass 
(_E=mc 2_) a smart ass 
(_$_) 
Money coming out of his ass 
(_?_) Dumb Ass 
You 
have just been e-mooned!