［幽默］克林顿和奥巴马秘密会面谈话记录

据媒体报道，9月11日，克林顿和奥巴马要秘密会面。他们要谈些什么？以下是“即将发生”的谈话记录。

Obama: Thanks for seeing me, President Clinton, It’s an honor.

Clinton: Call me Bill, Senator, have a seat. So what’s up?

Obama: Well, let me cut to the chase. Sara Palin, what would you do about her?

Clinton: Well, tough, isn’t it? She is good looking, that’s the problem.

Obama: I know, media is giving her more air time than ever.

Clinton: What did Hillary say about her to you?

Obama: Hillary said no comment.

Clinton: I see. Well, it isn’t too late to let go Joe Biden. I mean what’s the use of him anyway.

Obama: Can I do that? Won’t that be too obvious?

Clinton: Well, do you care?

Obama: Not that much, but…

Clinton: See, that’s the problem. You are indecisive. You gota make a decision, one way or the other, no but, no may be, no oops.

Obama: Will Pelosi and Dean OK with this?

Clinton: Who cares, you’re the one running the show, right?

Obama: I see. So what if McCain attacks me for a fake reformer?

Clinton: McCain? Who cares. You got to keep Hillary's voters happy, that’s all you need to do, got that?

Obama: Got it. Appreciate that.

Clinton: No problem. Say you got Palin’s number?

Obama: Yes?

Clinton: You mind?

Obama: No sir. 907-xxx-xxxx .

Clinton: Just between you and me, OK?

Obama: Yes sir.