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千杯不醉,平日不识愁滋味
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ByDavidSchepp
1.Whyhaveyoubeenoutofworksolong?Howmanyotherswerelaidoff?Whyyou?Thisquizzingcouldcauseyoutorevealthatthere'ssomethingwrongwithyouthatotheremployershavealreadydiscovered.Theinterviewerisfishingtodeterminewhethertherewasalayoffofoneandyouwereit.Orwhetheryourformermanagerusedthethemeofrecessionandbudgetcutstodumpgroupsofsecond-stringemployees.
2.Ifemployed,howdoyoumanagetimefori...[阅读全文]
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Nike公司的财政状况历史上从来没有红色过,这意味着他们稳步成长,绝不亏钱。
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Sleepisthebestmeditation.
–DalaiLama
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BigBend,ZionNationalPark,Arizona
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有个美国男子去法国一个海滩游玩,看到很多美女围着一个法国男人说说笑笑,他很好奇,于是找到机会,就去问那个法国男人他为何如此吸引女性,法国男人说:“很简单,你只要放一个马铃薯在你的泳裤里就可以了”
第二天,美国男人放好了马铃薯,又去海滩,但是所有的女性都完全不鸟他。于是他又去找那个法国男人,问他为什么放了马铃薯也没有用。法国男子[阅读全文]
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(2012-01-29 10:42:48)
ByDougBarry
DOGS
Wolfattacksareactuallyextremelyrare—there’veonlybeen49documentedcasesintheU.S.since1942.Domesticdogs,however,bite4.7millionpeopleeachyearintheU.S.Ifyoushouldrunintoapissed-offmutt,remembernottorun,becausethedogwilljustassumeyou’repreyandchaseyou.Instead,standuptall,turnslightlysidewaystothedog,keepyourarmsatyoursides,avoideyecontact,andbackawayslowly.Ifthedogdoesbite,pu...[阅读全文]
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1.BeanzMeanzHeinz-Heinz(1967)
2.JustDoIt-Nike(1987)
3.DoesExactlyWhatItSaysOntheTin-Ronseal(1994)
4.MakeLoveNotWar-various(1960s)
5.EveryLittleHelps-Tesco(1993)
6.HaveaBreak.HaveaKitKat-KitKat(1957)
7.VorsprungDurchTechnik-Audi(1982)
8.ThinkDifferent-Apple(1997)
9.Itis.AreYou?-TheIndependent(1986)
10.It'sFingerLickin'Good-KFC(1950s)
11.SayItWithFlowers-...[阅读全文]
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