
HometownVisit(3)-Practiceisthesoleyardstickfortruth
"Hey,lookatthis."NipplepointedattheTV."ThethemesongofWaterMarginisalsohorrible."
Itookaglanceatthescreen."NewWaterMargin?Hmm.Intheindustryofmoviemusic,wehavenothingthatcanmatchMulanandAirForceOne.Moreover,theUnitedStateshasagreatlotmorelikethese."
"WhatinthesamhillisAirForceOneallabout?"Zhencut...[
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HometownVisit(2)-AreyoufromMars?
Iopenedmyeyes,jumpedoffthebed,andrushedtothebathroom,andalmostbumpedintomymomcarryingabowlofsweetsesame-stuffingricedumplings.
"Watchout!"Momspokeloudly.
WhenIfinishedbrushingmyteethandwashingmyface,itwasalreadyaquartertoeleven.
"Holy!Imightbelateforthere-unionparty."
"Party?"Dadwasasking.
"Ohno,it'sjusta...[
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Keepreading,bonusisthere(一直看下去,有福利)
HometownVisit(1)-SergeantLi,where'sthewashroom?
Gradually,agirl'sfaceturnedclearerinfrontofmyeyes.
“Youcomeround?Oh,sogreat!”Thegirlspokeinexcitement.
“Verygood.Sonowweleavehimtoyou.”
Iturnedtolook.Arankedofficerstoodupfrombesideandwalkedawaytojoinadozenofsoldierspassingby.
“Whathappened?&r...[
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男女之不同,不由我多说。国与国差异,东西方差异,也不由我多说。但是,真的,我还是想说,乳房大是我初到西班牙时对女人的第一印象。和蔼可亲、年近花甲的女房东乌娜信奉这样一条人生箴言——女人不长乳房是对自己男人的最大犯罪。唉,老妪尚且如此,这种地方要是不出堂璜这类“人才”,岂非怪事。
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转乘海岸航空公司①的班机由巴黎到位于[
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1一级公路的两侧没有照明灯,夜,很黑。榕树在幽暗中很不容易看清,即便是被车灯照到,也是瞬间一闪而过。只有芭蕉、椰树的轮廓依稀可辨。
“今天晚上的星星很少,不知道它们跑哪去了……”
我立刻睁大了眼睛,睡意全无,侧过头来看着中文歌曲唱得好到让我吃惊的阿卜杜拉。他什么也没说,只是稍稍摆动了下头部,两手仍然放在方向盘上,眼盯前[
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今天是胜利日,然而脑子想的不是二战,却是前女友。所以在此上传曾经为她写的两首诗和之前画的画。
It'sVictoryDaytoday.Yetsomehow,whathitsmymindisnotanythingrelatedtoWorldWar2,butmyexgirlfriend.Hence,IpostthepoemsIwrotetoherandthedrawingIdrewbefore,inmemoryofwhatIoncehad.ThepoemswererespectivelywrittenaroundSpringof2013andNovemberof2014whilstthepicturewasdrawnearlier.
ToMyLove
(致爱)
...[
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(中文附后)
Nomatterit'satragedy,it'sacomedy,
it'saseriousdrama,it'safrolicfarce,
it'sahero'sno-way-out,it'sanindulgencyinendlesslove,
alltookturnstosilhouetteagainstthebroadculturecurtainofanancientcapital.
Nomatterit'sahero,
it'sasage,
it'satyrant,
it'sabandit,
it'sabeautyofbeauties,
it'satalentoftalents,
...[
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May16th,1966isthedayournationvirtuallyperished.Halfcenturypassed.Yesterdayistoopainfultolookbackat.Nirvanaandre-birthofournationisahead.
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