【太夸张了】情人节后第二天,有一美少女头晕去看医生。医生问:何故?答曰:吃了20片避孕药。医生又问:为何不按说明书用药?答:就是按说明书用药的,说明书上写着:一次一片。医生:(当场晕倒)
白蛇传告诉我们,只要你是嫩白美,那些男人根本就不在乎你是不是人。
葛尤问冯小刚:“假如我再婚的话有两个选择,一个是美女,可她和N个男人上过床;一个[
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诗趣
前清时期,益阳笔架山附近有对夫妻,男女皆有文才。只因家境贫穷,时日都揭不开锅地过着贫困日子。
是日,为逢端午节的前日。饱读诗书的妻子,对家庭的困境感慨动情,随即吟成七绝一首:
自惭薄命遇穷夫,
明日端阳样样无。
佳节只宜虚度过,
寥将白水煮苍莆。
丈夫看到妻子的诗,既感惭愧对不起妻子,又觉得自己应该想办法让妻子高兴[
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1)Becausetheyhadnoreservationatabusyrestaurant,myelderlyneighborandhiswifeweretoldtherewouldbea45-minutewaitforatable.
"Youngman,we'reboth90yearsold,"hetoldthemaiterd'."Wemaynothave45minutes."
Theywereseatedimmediately.
2)Myfather,atage93,hadonlythemostbasicneedsandveryfewwants.Lastfall,mysister-in-law,hopingtogetalittlehelpinchoosingasuitablebirthdaygiftfo...[
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1.Doctor:"Ihavesomebadnewsandsomeworsenews.Thebadnewsisthatyouhaveonly24hourslefttolive."Patient:"Thatisbadnews.Whatcouldbeworse?"
Doctor:"I'vebeentryingtoreachyousinceyesterday."
医生:“我有一些坏消息,还有一些更坏的消息。坏消息是你只剩下24小时的生命了。”病人:“那是个坏消息。还有什么比这更糟的吗?”
医生:“从昨天开始我就一直在...[
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1.Misunderstanding
Ourfirstdayataresort,mywifeandIdecidedtohitthe
beach.WhenIwentbacktoourroomtogetsomethingto
drink,thehotelmaidwasmakingourbed.Igrabbedmy
coolerandwasonmywayoutwhenIpausedandasked,
“Canwedrinkbeeronthebeach?”
“Sure,”shesaid,“butIhavetofinishtherestoftherooms
first.”
1.误解
我们在度假村的第一天,我和妻子决定去海...[
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