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四海之内皆兄弟
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(2022-05-16 19:14:31)
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1.Doctor:"Ihavesomebadnewsandsomeworsenews.Thebadnewsisthatyouhaveonly24hourslefttolive."Patient:"Thatisbadnews.Whatcouldbeworse?"
Doctor:"I'vebeentryingtoreachyousinceyesterday."
医生：“我有一些坏消息，还有一些更坏的消息。坏消息是你只剩下24小时的生命了。”病人：“那是个坏消息。还有什么比这更糟的吗？”
医生：“从昨天开始我就一直在...[阅读全文]
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(2022-05-03 21:44:50)
1.Misunderstanding
Ourfirstdayataresort,mywifeandIdecidedtohitthe
beach.WhenIwentbacktoourroomtogetsomethingto
drink,thehotelmaidwasmakingourbed.Igrabbedmy
coolerandwasonmywayoutwhenIpausedandasked,
“Canwedrinkbeeronthebeach?”
“Sure,”shesaid,“butIhavetofinishtherestoftherooms
first.” 1.误解
我们在度假村的第一天，我和妻子决定去海...[阅读全文]
Ourfirstdayataresort,mywifeandIdecidedtohitthe
beach.WhenIwentbacktoourroomtogetsomethingto
drink,thehotelmaidwasmakingourbed.Igrabbedmy
coolerandwasonmywayoutwhenIpausedandasked,
“Canwedrinkbeeronthebeach?”
“Sure,”shesaid,“butIhavetofinishtherestoftherooms
first.” 1.误解
我们在度假村的第一天，我和妻子决定去海...[阅读全文]
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（1）WepurchasedanoldhomeinnorthernNewYorkStatefromtwoelderlysisters.Winterwasfastapproaching,andIwasconcernedaboutthehouse'slackofinsulation.“Iftheycouldlivehereallthosedays,socanwe!”myhusbandconfidentlydeclared.OneNovembernightthetemperatureplungedtobelowzero,andwewokeuptofindinteriorwallscoveredwithfrost.Myhusbandcalledthesisterstoaskhowtheyhadkeptthehousewarm.Afterabriefconvers...[阅读全文]
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FinishingupourworkatatradeshowinSanDiego,myco-workerMaureenandIdecidedto
gosightseeingacrosstheborderinTijuana,Mexico.Whilethere,wewentshoppingandboughta
fewpiecesofclaykitchenware.AswecrossedbackintotheUnitedStates,acustomsofficialaskedif
wehadanythingofvaluetoreport.“Notreally,”Maureenreplied,digginginherbagforthebeancrockshehadpurchased.Everyonearoundusfrozeasshecontinue...[阅读全文]
gosightseeingacrosstheborderinTijuana,Mexico.Whilethere,wewentshoppingandboughta
fewpiecesofclaykitchenware.AswecrossedbackintotheUnitedStates,acustomsofficialaskedif
wehadanythingofvaluetoreport.“Notreally,”Maureenreplied,digginginherbagforthebeancrockshehadpurchased.Everyonearoundusfrozeasshecontinue...[阅读全文]
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MyfriendAnnandIwereeatingataChineserestraurant.Whenanelderlywaitersetchopsticksatourplaces,Annmadeapointofreachingintoherpurseandpullingoutherownpair."Asanenvironmentalist,"shedeclaired,"Idonotapproveofdesdroyingbambooforestforthroughawayutensils."
Thewaiterinspectedherchopsticks."Verybeautiful,"hesaidpolitely,"Ivory."
Google译文：
我和我的朋友安在一...[阅读全文]
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