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(2022-02-20 16:25:30)

Anyonewantingtotakepicturesonourbase‘sairfieldneedsaletterfrompublicaffairs,whichhappenstobeme.Oneday,whileoutsnappingphotos,Iwasstoppedbythemilitarypolice,whoaskedformyletterfrompublicaffairs.“ButIampublicaffairs,”Isaid.“Withoutaletterfrompublicaffairs,we’llhavetotakeyourcamera.”IdidtheonlythingIcoulddo:Ipulledanotepadandpenfrommybagandwrotealettergivingmyselfp...[阅读全文]

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85 岁的祖父

(2022-02-20 15:38:19)

My85-year-oldgrandfatherwasrushedtothehospitalwithapossibleconcussion.Thedoctoraskedhimaseriesofquestions:“Doyouknowwhereyouare?”“I’matRexHospital.”“Whatcityareyouin?”“Raleigh.”“DoyouknowwhoIam?”“Dr.Hamilton.”Mygrandfatherthenturnedtothenurseandsaid,“Ihopehedoesn’taskmeanymorequestions.”“Why?&rdqu...[阅读全文]

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from LAUGHTER, THE BEST MEDICINE

(2022-02-19 08:56:43)

Everydayawomanstoodonherporchandshouted,“PraisetheLord!”Andeverydaytheatheistnextdooryelledback,“ThereisnoLord!”Onedaysheprayed,“Lord,I’mhungry.Pleasesendmegroceries.”Thenextmorning,shefoundabigbagoffoodonthestairs.“PraisetheLord,”sheshouted.“ItoldyoutherewasnoLord,”herneighborsaid,jumpingfrombehindabush.“Iboughtthosegroceries...[阅读全文]

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July 2021, I cancelled my flight 3days before flight day and

(2022-02-18 09:40:31)

July2021,Icancelledmyflight(SanDiegotoDallas)3daysbeforeflightdayandsofarIdidn'tgetmyairticketfeeback!IcalledEXPEDIAmanytimesandnoresults!WhatcanIdo?Anypeoplecanhelpme?Orgivemeanyadvice?Thanks! [阅读全文]

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夫妻搞笑，有些段子过去看到过，但这里把不少段子集中在此了。

(2022-02-17 19:18:03)

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觉得不错与朋友们分享：男人与女人，。。。三个美国humour(2，含中译文)

(2022-02-11 08:37:12)

TommyLeeaskedPastorParkes,"Reverend,amIrightinassumingthattheBiblesaysit'swrongtoprofitfromotherpeople'smistakes?"PastorParkesreplied,"Thatissubstantiallycorrect."TommyLeedemanded,"Inthatcase,howaboutrefundingthetwentydollarsIpaidyouformarryinguslastyear?" KevinandSarah,ayoungcouple,weresittingoutonaporchswing.Sarahasked,"Kevin,doyouthinkmyeyesarebeaut...[阅读全文]

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英文课曾经学过的文章：Three Days to See

(2022-02-09 20:47:24)

ThreeDaystoSeeByHelenKellerHelenKeller(1880-1968)becameblindanddeafastheresultofanillnesswhenshewas19monthsold.Shelearnedtocommunicatethroughsignlanguageandlaterthroughvoicelessons.Shealsocommunicatedquiteeffectivelythroughherwriting.In1902,shepublishedherautobiography,TheStoryofMylife.Shealsopublishedseveraloverbooksandmanyessays.Asyouwilldiscoverwhenyoureadthisessay,Kellerhadanexceptionalinsight...[阅读全文]

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男人与女人，。。。三个美国humour

(2022-02-09 19:21:44)

OnedayAdamistalkingtoGod,andheasks,"God,I'vebeenwondering.WhydidyoumakeEvesopretty?"Godreplies,"BecauseIwantedyoutolikeher."ThenAdamasks,"Butwhydidyoumakehersostupid?"Godanswers,"BecauseIwantedhertolikeyou." Twoofmygrandsonswereplayingmarbleswhenaprettylittlegirlwalkedby."I'lltellyou,"saidJaketoJ.D.,"whenIstophatinggirls,that'st...[阅读全文]

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现代愚人也有不少，我算一个。与你分享10则古代愚人小故事

(2022-02-09 09:48:59)

10则古代愚人小故事 -01- 毡帽有个人在大热天戴着毡帽赶路，遇到一棵大树，便停下来在树下歇凉，顺手把毡帽摘下来当扇子扇风。感到一些凉快后，他说：“今日要是没有这顶帽子，就把我给热死了。” 认识不到事物发生的根本原因，把有害的因素看成有利的因素，这是造成愚蠢的原因之一。 -02- 隐身草某甲遇见一个人，那人给了他一棵草，说[阅读全文]

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人，就该拥有好奇心！-转同学微信

(2022-02-07 20:04:03)

有一天，美国第16任总统林肯来到华盛顿的大街上，微服私访。忽然，他看到在一家名为《智慧》的杂志社门前围了一大群人，不知道在干什么。他耐不住好奇，马上凑了过去。结果发现，在华丽的墙壁上竟钻了一个小洞，洞旁写着几个醒目的大字：不许向里看！但好奇心还是驱使人们争先恐后地向里观望。林肯也顺着小洞向里看，原来里面是用五彩缤纷的霓虹灯组成的《智慧[阅读全文]

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