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(2022-02-20 17:06:52)
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都是俺珍藏的私货，现在拿出来：
1.牧师过海关
在从瑞士出发的一个航班上，一位年轻的贵妇人问身旁的牧师：“神父，能帮我一个忙吗？”
“当然。我能为你做些什么？”
“是这样，我母亲生日快到了，我为她买了一只昂贵的电吹风。包装还没有打开，可能过不了海关检[阅读全文]
(2022-02-20 16:25:30)
Anyonewantingtotakepicturesonourbase‘sairfieldneedsaletterfrompublicaffairs,whichhappenstobeme.Oneday,whileoutsnappingphotos,Iwasstoppedbythemilitarypolice,whoaskedformyletterfrompublicaffairs.“ButIampublicaffairs,”Isaid.“Withoutaletterfrompublicaffairs,we’llhavetotakeyourcamera.”IdidtheonlythingIcoulddo:Ipulledanotepadandpenfrommybagandwrotealettergivingmyselfp...[阅读全文]
(2022-02-20 15:38:19)
My85-year-oldgrandfatherwasrushedtothehospitalwithapossibleconcussion.Thedoctoraskedhimaseriesofquestions:“Doyouknowwhereyouare?”“I’matRexHospital.”“Whatcityareyouin?”“Raleigh.”“DoyouknowwhoIam?”“Dr.Hamilton.”Mygrandfatherthenturnedtothenurseandsaid,“Ihopehedoesn’taskmeanymorequestions.”“Why?&rdqu...[阅读全文]
(2022-02-19 08:56:43)
Everydayawomanstoodonherporchandshouted,“PraisetheLord!”Andeverydaytheatheistnextdooryelledback,“ThereisnoLord!”Onedaysheprayed,“Lord,I’mhungry.Pleasesendmegroceries.”Thenextmorning,shefoundabigbagoffoodonthestairs.“PraisetheLord,”sheshouted.“ItoldyoutherewasnoLord,”herneighborsaid,jumpingfrombehindabush.“Iboughtthosegroceries...[阅读全文]
(2022-02-18 09:40:31)
July2021,Icancelledmyflight(SanDiegotoDallas)3daysbeforeflightdayandsofarIdidn'tgetmyairticketfeeback!IcalledEXPEDIAmanytimesandnoresults!WhatcanIdo?Anypeoplecanhelpme?Orgivemeanyadvice?Thanks!
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(2022-02-11 08:37:12)
TommyLeeaskedPastorParkes,"Reverend,amIrightinassumingthattheBiblesaysit'swrongtoprofitfromotherpeople'smistakes?"PastorParkesreplied,"Thatissubstantiallycorrect."TommyLeedemanded,"Inthatcase,howaboutrefundingthetwentydollarsIpaidyouformarryinguslastyear?" KevinandSarah,ayoungcouple,weresittingoutonaporchswing.Sarahasked,"Kevin,doyouthinkmyeyesarebeaut...[阅读全文]
(2022-02-09 20:47:24)
ThreeDaystoSeeByHelenKellerHelenKeller(1880-1968)becameblindanddeafastheresultofanillnesswhenshewas19monthsold.Shelearnedtocommunicatethroughsignlanguageandlaterthroughvoicelessons.Shealsocommunicatedquiteeffectivelythroughherwriting.In1902,shepublishedherautobiography,TheStoryofMylife.Shealsopublishedseveraloverbooksandmanyessays.Asyouwilldiscoverwhenyoureadthisessay,Kellerhadanexceptionalinsight...[阅读全文]
(2022-02-09 19:21:44)
OnedayAdamistalkingtoGod,andheasks,"God,I'vebeenwondering.WhydidyoumakeEvesopretty?"Godreplies,"BecauseIwantedyoutolikeher."ThenAdamasks,"Butwhydidyoumakehersostupid?"Godanswers,"BecauseIwantedhertolikeyou."
Twoofmygrandsonswereplayingmarbleswhenaprettylittlegirlwalkedby."I'lltellyou,"saidJaketoJ.D.,"whenIstophatinggirls,that'st...[阅读全文]
(2022-02-09 09:48:59)
10则古代愚人小故事 -01- 毡帽 有个人在大热天戴着毡帽赶路，遇到一棵大树，便停下来在树下歇凉，顺手把毡帽摘下来当扇子扇风。 感到一些凉快后，他说：“今日要是没有这顶帽子，就把我给热死了。” 认识不到事物发生的根本原因，把有害的因素看成有利的因素，这是造成愚蠢的原因之一。 -02- 隐身草 某甲遇见一个人，那人给了他一棵草，说[阅读全文]
