1.随便.
男:今朝雅到阿拉7萨么什啊?
笑班长:随便!男:7火锅伐?
笑班长:伐来赛,吃火锅面孔高头要长痘痘厄!男:各么阿拉7川菜?
笑班长:昨末子刚刚7古川菜,今朝又吃。。。。男:各么阿拉7海鲜起?呵呵......
笑班长:海鲜伐好,7了要肚皮卅厄!男:各么弄刚7萨?
笑班长:随便.......
2.才苦亦.
男:阿拉现在组撒起奈??
笑班[
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