梦中笑着睡不着,
遇见天使,亲吻站着的陌生人,
一个又一个,
可我却躺着.
错过了天使的吻,
我却依然开心快乐,
因为这时我醒了,
在晨风和旭日中,站着.
梦在远方,笑,藏在心里,最迷人,泪,含在眼里,流到心上,洗去伤痛,最值得.无论是笑还是哭,只要真实,都好.陪你一起流过泪的人,比同你一起笑过的人,更值得珍惜.喜欢电影”霍元甲”中的一句台词,“婆婆说,一[阅读全文]
博文
(2007-09-01 10:04:45)
(2007-08-30 14:15:45)
孔夫子(Confucious)也搞笑(18+)
孔夫子论网恋
"Passionatekiss,likespider’sweb,soonleadtoundoingoffly."
孔夫子论跑步
"Manwhoruninfrontofcargettired"
"Manwhorunbehindcargetexhausted"
孔夫子论酒
"Topreventhangoverstaydrunk!"
孔夫子论色
"Virginitylikebubble.Oneprick-allgone!"
"WomanwhowearG-string,highoncrack!...[阅读全文]
孔夫子论网恋
"Passionatekiss,likespider’sweb,soonleadtoundoingoffly."
孔夫子论跑步
"Manwhoruninfrontofcargettired"
"Manwhorunbehindcargetexhausted"
孔夫子论酒
"Topreventhangoverstaydrunk!"
孔夫子论色
"Virginitylikebubble.Oneprick-allgone!"
"WomanwhowearG-string,highoncrack!...[阅读全文]
(2007-08-30 09:02:14)
Passionatekiss,likespider’sweb,soonleadtoundoingoffly.
Confucious[阅读全文]
Confucious[阅读全文]
(2007-08-28 20:26:55)
新天方夜谈
文学村里,一位叫贾文学的男青年,结交了一位女性笔友，珍知珠.两人鸿雁传书,心有灵犀，终于迸发出了爱情的火花。贾文学在信中向珍知珠求婚了。珍知珠既没同意也没拒绝，写信说我们见了面,你再作决定吧。我会乘坐某次列车于某时到达海外的火车站。届时我会手持一束鲜花。
那魂牵梦绕的可人儿就要出现了,跨国婚姻啊。贾文学早早来到火车站，只恨时[阅读全文]
文学村里,一位叫贾文学的男青年,结交了一位女性笔友，珍知珠.两人鸿雁传书,心有灵犀，终于迸发出了爱情的火花。贾文学在信中向珍知珠求婚了。珍知珠既没同意也没拒绝，写信说我们见了面,你再作决定吧。我会乘坐某次列车于某时到达海外的火车站。届时我会手持一束鲜花。
那魂牵梦绕的可人儿就要出现了,跨国婚姻啊。贾文学早早来到火车站，只恨时[阅读全文]
(2007-08-27 18:19:05)
WhoisGod?
Alittleboywalksuptohisfatherandaskshimaquestion.
Boy:Dad,isGodamanorawoman?
Father:Both,son,both.
(Afterashortwhiletheboycomesback.)
Boy:Dad,isGodblackorwhite?
Father:(Afterthinkingforashortwhile)Both,son,both.
(Afterashortwhiletheboycomesback.)
Boy:Dad,DoesGodlovechildren?
Father:Absolutely,son.Godloveschildren.
(Afteranotherwait,theboycomesbackag...[阅读全文]
Alittleboywalksuptohisfatherandaskshimaquestion.
Boy:Dad,isGodamanorawoman?
Father:Both,son,both.
(Afterashortwhiletheboycomesback.)
Boy:Dad,isGodblackorwhite?
Father:(Afterthinkingforashortwhile)Both,son,both.
(Afterashortwhiletheboycomesback.)
Boy:Dad,DoesGodlovechildren?
Father:Absolutely,son.Godloveschildren.
(Afteranotherwait,theboycomesbackag...[阅读全文]
(2007-08-24 18:34:31)
