Hehe,thisjokeneedssomebackgroundaboutthechurchactivity.Ittookmesometimetofigureitout^_^.Butit'sveryfunny!Ifyoudon'tunderstand,youcanaskyourchurchfriend.
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AmanisstruckbyabusonabusystreetinNewYorkCity.Heliesdyingonthesidewalkasacrowdofspectatorsgathersaround."Apriest!Somebodygetmeapriest!"theman...[
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----WhydoesamanhaveoneXandoneYsexchromosomeandawomanonlyhavetwoXsexchromosomes?
ItremindsmeoftheAdamandEvestoryintheBible.Isitacoincidence?FromXandY,wecangettwoX,butfromX,wecannevergetY.AsimplelogicseemstosupporttheBible!
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HillaryClinton'sSopranoSpoof
Honestly,IthinkHillarycanrunthegovernmentmosteffectively.
Thequestioniswhethershecanwin.
ItseemsthatAmericansprefertheyoungandenergeticObama.
Hillaryjustlooksold.[
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Policecommentspurportedlytakenoffactualpolicecarvideosfromaroundthecountry:
----"Ifyoutakeyourhandsoffthecar,I'llmakeyourbirthcertificateaworthlessdocument."
----"Relax,thehandcuffsaretightbecausethey'renew.They'llstretchafteryouwearthemawhile."
----"Ifyourun,you'llonlygotojailtired."
----"Canyourunfasterthan1200feetpersecond?Becausethat'sthespeedofthebulletthat'llbechasingyou."阅读全文]