
[等一下啦好像有人在偷看啦.....]
靠`有人偷拍!
两美女竟公然在街上拍A片
搞错对象了吧?
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[當兵兩三年家書抵萬金.啊!你夠企(過去)一點啦....]
表离开偶~~~~
带上爱犬打猎去
两美女竟公然在街上拍A片
你會不會過太爽?
非常舒服的休息地
訓練有素的狗
ㄚ兵?...你麻幫幫忙..這可不是養狗千日,用在一時ㄌㄟ!!
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"Yourangelwillalwaystalktoyouaboutmeandwillteachyouthewaytocomebacktome,eventhoughIwillalwaysbenexttoyou".
AtthatmomenttherewasmuchpeaceinHeaven,
butvoicesfromearthcouldalreadybeheard.
Thechildinahurry,askedsoftly,
"OhGod,ifIamabouttoleavenowpleasetellmemyangel'sname!"
Godreplied,"Yourangel'snameisofnoimportance...youwillsimplycallher
“MOMMY!"
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Godsmiledatthechildsaying,
"yourangelwillplaceyourhandstogetherandwillteachyouhowtopray".
Thechildsaid,"I'veheardonearththerearebadmen.
whowillprotectme?"
Godputhisarmaroundthechild,saying,
"yourangelwilldefendyou-evenifitmeansriskinglife!"
Thechildlookedsad,saying,"ButIwillalwaysbesadbecauseIwillnotseeyouanymore".
Godhuggedthechild
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That'swhatIneedtobehappy!"
Godsaid,"Yourangelwillsingforyoueveryday.
Andyouwillfeelyourangel'sloveandbehappy".
"And,saidthechild,
”HowamIgoingtobeabletounderstandwhenpeopletalktome,
ifIdon’tknowthelanguagethatmentalk?"
”That'seasy",Godsaid“Yourangelwilltellyouthemostbeautifulandsweetwordsyouwilleverhear,
andwithmuchpatienceandcare,yourangelwillteachyouhowtospeak".
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Anadaptationofpictures,words.
by:MikeSharobim
Onceuponatimetherewasachildreadytobeborn.
OnedaythechildaskedGod,"Theytellmeyouaregoingtosendmetoearthtomorrow”
“buthowamIgoingtolivetherebeingsosmallandhelpless?"
Godreplied,"Amongthemanyangels,Ihavechosenoneforyou.
Shewillbewaitingforyouandwilltakecareofyou".
"But”saidthechild,
"hereinHeavenIdon'tdoanythingelsebutsi...[
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