首席武男潘泽康

panzerkom,中文名潘泽康,小名小潘潘,基本上是一个喜欢搞笑的人,所以他的博客注定是一个搞笑的博客。
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自己编的笑话:<懒女人> (英文不好及缺乏幽默感者慎入)

(2008-01-07 16:45:55) 下一个
(这是个只能我们亚裔自己讲的笑话,如果听到黑、白、西裔讲这个的话要狠狠的揍他们。)

Three lazy pregnant Asian women are having a styrofoam party, and they started talking about what to name their future babies.

The first woman said, That\'s easy. I\'ll just take a pot and drop it on the floor, and whatever sound it makes is what I\'ll name my kids: Ping, Pang, Pong.

The second woman said, Nah, that\'s too messy. I\'ll just take a fork and a knife, and run them against each other, and I\'ll name kids with whatever sound that makes: Ching, Chang, Chung.

The last woman said, Or you can just take a fork or a knife and toss it into a glass and name your kid with that sound: ding-dong.
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任雪晴 回复 悄悄话 果然又有大作了,笑星。
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