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10 Thoughts to Ponder for 2007

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Ten Thoughts to Ponder for 2007
 Number 10
 Life is sexually transmitted.
 Number 9
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
  Number 8
  Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
  Number 7
 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a Person to use  the Internet and they won't bother you for
 weeks.
 Number 6
 Some people are like a Slinky.....not really good for Anything, but  you still can't help but smile when you shove them
down the stairs.
Number 5
Health nuts are going to feel stupid some day lying in Hospitals dying of  nothing.
Number 4
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no Attention to criticism.
 Number 3
 Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?
 Number 2
 In the 60s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now, the world is weird and People take Prozac to make it normal.
AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2007
 We know exactly where one cow with Mad-cow-disease is located among  the millions and millions of cows in America, but we haven't got a clue as to where thousands of Terrorists are located. Maybe, we should put the Department of Agriculture  in charge of immigration.
 
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