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Nosy and Dumb People

(2007-02-13 07:43:05) 下一个
 
 
       I was buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for my Golden Retriever
at Wal-Mart and was about to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a
dog? On impulse, I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, and that I was
starting the Purina Diet again. Although I probably shouldn't, because I'd
ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I
awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my
orifices and IVs in both arms.
 
       I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way
that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply
eat one or two every time you feel hungry and that the food is
nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. (I have to mention
here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my
story.)
 
       Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog
food poisoned me. I told her no; I stepped off a curb to sniff an Irish
Setter's ass and a car hit us both.
 
       I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack, he
was laughing so hard!
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