Middle life crisis

When I was married 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day and
said,  "Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept
on a sofa  bed and watched a 10 inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep
every night with a hot 25 year old blonde.
Now, we have a nice house, nice car, big bed and plasma screen TV, but
I'm  sleeping with a 50 year old woman. It seems to me that you are not
holding up your side of things." 
My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a
hot 25 year old blonde and she would make sure that I would once again be
living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car and sleeping on a sofa bed.
 
Aren't older women great!
They really know how to solve your mid-life crisis...