爱美女
爱美女★爱美女！！
2006 年 11月22日，上海巨鹿路805号，我等的女生临时有事，没来。一个瘦高的日本女子忽然用日语对我说话。
“Sorry, I cannot understand Japanese……”
“ Oh, I thought you are a Japanese.”
“Fortunately, I am not.”
“May I take the seat next to you?”
“You are more than welcome to take. Chinese people like Japanese women，but not men.”
“Why?”
“Some of them killed many of us years ago……”
“Oh, sorry……”
“No, you do not need to say so, but your King should say that!”
“…….”
“Let’s talk something more pleasant……”
“Such as……”
“Your English is good, and your legs are long and very pretty…….”
“Thank you! Do you really think so?”
“Yes! Madam. Are you in high school, or college?”
“Ah……. Do I look that young? I had my Ph.D last year.”
“Where?”
“USC”
“Wow, no wonder you are so good……”
“What part of me is so good?”
“Um? Are you allowed to ask me in such a way? My gosh, …….many parts, your eyes, your lips, your hands, your legs, your neck is a little too long, but still very pretty though, may be someone thinks that it is the sexiest part of you……there are other parts I cannot see……”
“Wow, you are the first Chinese man said so many nice words to me…… I am thrilled……”
“Any guys in USC told you that you are extremely sexy?”
“Some of them told me I am sexy, but you are the first one who told me I am extremely sexy.”
“Well, the truth might be that I am the FIRST guy who THOUGHT you are EXTREMELY sexy…”
“That explains……”
“EXTREMELY sexy Japanese girl, I would like to buy you a drink. What would you like to have?”
“Bloody Mary…..”
“OK, I will call you Bloody Mary from now on…… I will have a B-52”
“Cool, I will call you B-52 then… You are an extremely sweet Chinese guy. How do you make your living?”
“Um? I am a song scripts writer. A very poor guy who needs food and woman.”
“Wow, can you write a song for me now? I mean NOW.”
“I cannot. I need much more inspiration from you than just looking at you….”
“Like what?”
“Like pretend to be a couple-in-love…..”
“OK, like this way”
“Are you really a Japanese girl?”
“Are you really a Chinese guy?”
“I am a virgin.”
“Me too, swear to God.”
“I mean spiritually.”
“I mean physically.”
“Wow, I am truly thrilled. A beautiful, EXTREMELY sexy Japanese virgin female Ph.D. is pretending my girl-friend with me in REN-JIAN”
“Me too. I have never felt so close to a man ever before. You should be my first man.”
“I will be more than happy and also honored to be.”
就在这时，我等的中国女生忽然到了。。。。。。
