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人类又发现一个新元素？有人见到吗？
The heaviest element known to science was recently discovered by researchers at the University of Fulchester. The element, tentatively named Administratium, has no protons or electrons and thus has an atomic number of 0. However, it does have 1 neutron, 125 assistant neutrons, 75 vice neutrons and 111 assistant vice neutrons. This gives it an atomic mass of 312.
These 312 particles are held together by a force that involves the continuous exchange of meson-like particles called morons. Since it has no electrons, Administratium is inert. However, it can be detected chemically as it impedes every reaction it comes in contact with. According to the discoverers, a minute amount of Administratium caused one reaction to take over four days to complete when it would have normally occurred in less than one second.
Administratium has a normal half-life of approximately three years, at which time it does not actually decay but instead undergoes a reorganization in which assistant neutrons, vice neutrons and assistant vice neutrons exchange places. Some studies have shown that the atomic mass actually increases after each reorganization. Research at other laboratories indicates that Administratium occurs naturally in the atmosphere. It tends to concentrate at certain points such as government agencies, large corporations and universities and can usually be found in the newest and best appointed buildings.
Scientists point out that Administratium is known to be toxic at any level of concentration and can easily destroy any productive reaction where it is allowed to accumulate. Attempts are being made to determine how Administratium can be controlled to prevent irreversible damage, but results to date are not promising. Use extreme caution when you encounter this element.
另外，还有一个新元素在生活里可能有些网友已经知道了。我也比较喜欢温馨小资的文章，因为这类文章不容易引起争议，而且读起来很受用。小资的和回忆旧恋的贴子有人读了过去就没有什么，但不是人人都这样。实际上，海外华人女性喜欢写这些文章，但受到伤害的也是女性，因为有些人不是读后就过去的，他们要想，甚至要挺身去做。目前，国内的情况已经变得远不如汪曾祺写“受戒”时那么单纯了，一些新贵大款们无孔不入，看到模样稍好的女性就想入非非，有时往往只是为了给他们装门面抬高身价，事情过去马上甩掉，不幸的女性就这样被传染上性病。我已经了解到几个这样的情况，想用小说的形式写出来又怕暴露人家隐私，只好这样泛泛而谈一下。海华的情种们往往不谙就理回国重温旧情或者偶得艳遇，回来就带了一身性病。其中有人是不知道，也有故意这样做的，把配偶传染上，结果本来很好的家庭就此终了。
英文部分是个笑话，中文部分？.........
The heaviest element known to science was recently discovered by researchers at the University of Fulchester. The element, tentatively named Administratium, has no protons or electrons and thus has an atomic number of 0. However, it does have 1 neutron, 125 assistant neutrons, 75 vice neutrons and 111 assistant vice neutrons. This gives it an atomic mass of 312.
These 312 particles are held together by a force that involves the continuous exchange of meson-like particles called morons. Since it has no electrons, Administratium is inert. However, it can be detected chemically as it impedes every reaction it comes in contact with. According to the discoverers, a minute amount of Administratium caused one reaction to take over four days to complete when it would have normally occurred in less than one second.
Administratium has a normal half-life of approximately three years, at which time it does not actually decay but instead undergoes a reorganization in which assistant neutrons, vice neutrons and assistant vice neutrons exchange places. Some studies have shown that the atomic mass actually increases after each reorganization. Research at other laboratories indicates that Administratium occurs naturally in the atmosphere. It tends to concentrate at certain points such as government agencies, large corporations and universities and can usually be found in the newest and best appointed buildings.
Scientists point out that Administratium is known to be toxic at any level of concentration and can easily destroy any productive reaction where it is allowed to accumulate. Attempts are being made to determine how Administratium can be controlled to prevent irreversible damage, but results to date are not promising. Use extreme caution when you encounter this element.
另外，还有一个新元素在生活里可能有些网友已经知道了。我也比较喜欢温馨小资的文章，因为这类文章不容易引起争议，而且读起来很受用。小资的和回忆旧恋的贴子有人读了过去就没有什么，但不是人人都这样。实际上，海外华人女性喜欢写这些文章，但受到伤害的也是女性，因为有些人不是读后就过去的，他们要想，甚至要挺身去做。目前，国内的情况已经变得远不如汪曾祺写“受戒”时那么单纯了，一些新贵大款们无孔不入，看到模样稍好的女性就想入非非，有时往往只是为了给他们装门面抬高身价，事情过去马上甩掉，不幸的女性就这样被传染上性病。我已经了解到几个这样的情况，想用小说的形式写出来又怕暴露人家隐私，只好这样泛泛而谈一下。海华的情种们往往不谙就理回国重温旧情或者偶得艳遇，回来就带了一身性病。其中有人是不知道，也有故意这样做的，把配偶传染上，结果本来很好的家庭就此终了。
英文部分是个笑话，中文部分？.........
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