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超雷人! 各位男士,千万万万不可得罪老婆

(2009-06-06 00:13:12) 下一个
哈哈,不得不写个‘服’字, 劲雷人

看完就知道这个。。。。



To my darling husband,

Before you return from your overseas trip I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with the pick up truck when I turned into the driveway. Fortunately not too bad and I really didn't get hurt, so please don't worry too much about me.

I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and when I turned into the driveway I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake. The garage door is slightly bent but the pick up fortunately came to a halt when it bumped into your car.

I am really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted personality you will forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for you my sweetheart. I am enclosing a picture for you.

I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.  

Your loving wife.
XXX











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小丫头 回复 悄悄话 回复piao11的评论:

对不起啊,让飘姐姐受惊了,俺闺女目前完全康复了,就是那个那个饮食习惯改了
piao11 回复 悄悄话 先不看雷人的,赶紧说雷狗的:狗狗尤其小型宠物狗不能吃巧克力。。。因为狗狗的消化系统不够能力分解巧克力中的某些成分,不仅不能分解吸收还会转变成“毒性物质”伤狗!

你去搜一下这个方面的资料“例如打入‘狗狗能不能吃巧克力?’”就知道了。

我家4丫头就目前什么也给吃,就是不给吃巧克力和鸡骨头。。。

只要我吃的她都会少少或多多的吃,例如苹果梨子(所有的水果)等,甚至西红柿胡萝卜也吃:)

看你说的赶紧放下手中的事情赶来说一下。。。


祝福小丫头什么都好。。。。

你这2宝贝片片可爱极了~~~~
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