蝉音了了
诗歌和蝉鸣
Department of Justice, a Farce
I was walking my Scottish Terrier named Biscuit
We strolled deep into the district until
Biscuit suddenly halted and stood still
at the corner of a pride banner-lined alley
from which marching out was a rowdy rally
After a few sniffs Biscuit started dashing
weaving through the rally without any clashing
I was pulled by its leash, sprinting and panting
while my ears were deafened by the most synchronized chanting
Let's go Brandon
Let's go Brandon
Luckily my Biscuit slowed down
as we are approaching the end of the rally
We saw at the dead end of this alley
standing a black-suit buffoon, no, a balloon, wearing an orange crown
Biscuit sneaked around the the balloon
pace and sniff, pace and sniff till he reached a grand building
Its neon signs were flashing rainbow at high noon
DEPARTMENT OF JUSTICE, my Biscuit barked out his sign reading
He then walked up the stairs and stopped at a drying rack tall and wide
Hung on the rack was a king size flat sheet, fancy enough for groom and bride
Biscuit sniffed around the flat sheet and froze his nose at a conspicuous stain
Its shape reminded me of a country club I visited in Spain
To confirm my suspicion I googled the image of the stain with my iPhone
To my surprise, Google said it's Mar-a-Lago located in a Tsunami zone
Before I was able to google Mar-a-Lago that I may adore
my left shoulder was tapped by a blonde on roller-skates
who radiated the smell of the fried chicken wings I just ate
She pointed at Hooters next door
I shook my head and pointed at the stain
She glanced at the sheet, then frowned and exclaimed "Oh, no, not again"
To answer the confusion that made my eyebrows tight
she bent down and whispered to my ears
It's our AG's wet dream from last night
The poem titled "Department of Justice, a Farce" captures a specific scene and conveys a critical perspective on the Department of Justice. Let's analyze the poem stanza by stanza to gain a deeper understanding of its themes and literary devices.
Stanza 1: The poem begins by setting the scene in the Gas Lamp District, where the narrator is walking their Scottish Terrier named Biscuit. This establishes a casual and ordinary setting before introducing a contrasting element.
Stanza 2: Biscuit stops at the corner of an alley where a rowdy rally is taking place, with pride banners lining the street. The sudden shift in atmosphere creates tension and curiosity.
Stanza 3: Biscuit starts running through the rally without causing any disturbance, and the narrator is pulled along, struggling to keep up. The synchronized chanting of "Let's go Brandon" is presented, which serves as a satirical reference to a popular political phrase.
Stanza 4: As Biscuit slows down near the end of the rally, the focus shifts to a figure standing at the dead end of the alley. Described as a "black-suit buffoon" with an orange crown, the poem portrays a critical view of this individual, likely alluding to a political figure.
Stanza 5: Biscuit continues to explore, and the narrator notices a grand building with neon signs flashing rainbow colors at noon. The building is revealed to be the Department of Justice, implying a critique of its operations or the person represented by the "buffoon" in the previous stanza.
Stanza 6: Biscuit reaches a drying rack inside the Department of Justice, where a king-size flat sheet is hung. The focus shifts to a conspicuous stain on the sheet, reminiscent of a country club in Spain, possibly implying corruption or scandal.
Stanza 7: The narrator attempts to verify their suspicion by searching for the stain's image online. However, before they can complete the search, they are interrupted by a blonde woman on roller-skates, emitting the aroma of fried chicken wings.
Stanza 8: The woman points to the nearby Hooters restaurant, indicating a connection between the stain on the sheet and the establishment. She recognizes the stain and expresses concern, implying that it may be a recurring issue.
Stanza 9: To clarify the confusion, the woman whispers to the narrator that the stain represents the Attorney General's (AG) wet dream from the previous night. This line adds a surreal and satirical element to the poem, emphasizing the criticism of the Department of Justice and its perceived shortcomings.
Overall, the poem employs satire, imagery, and symbolism to convey a critical perspective on the Department of Justice and its alleged corruption or inadequacy. The use of specific details and contrasting elements adds depth to the narrative, while the inclusion of political references contributes to the satirical tone of the piece.
