Rage Photo

The recent photo of obviously not Mr. Cool in the WSJ leaves us to wonder what set off this rage? Here are a few possibilities:

After spending of week working on his March Madness Bracket for ESPN O8 discovers that two of his final four picks are knocked out in the first round.

• Kenya has released a copy of his Kenyan birth certificate.
• The Nobel Peace Prize Selection Committee refuses to consider O8 for another prize he feels  he is justified to receive for getting Syria to give up its chemical weapons as a result of his imaginary "red line."
• Hillary disclosed that O8 was snorting coke during the night of the Benghazi attack and ignored requests from the Ambassador for assistance during the attack.
• Jack Nickolas refused to invite O8 to play golf with him sighting one pro kissing the duffer's butt is enough.