雪中梅
喜欢用文字描述身边的生活，同时用一诗一图的形式来描述大自然的美丽。
我的老板不仅是一个性格开朗的人，而且她还是一个很风趣的人。因为她的精益求精的工作态度和技术，所以就吸引了一些病人前来就诊。在我们诊所的病人中，有些人是在保险公司名单之下的，有些是多年的老病人，还有一些人是其他病人介绍的，再剩下的就是远道慕名而来的病人了。
在这些病人当中，一般说来，他们都是按照预约一年清两次牙齿的病人。其他的就是按照病人牙齿的治疗方案来看牙。比如：做牙桥，牙冠，拔牙，或者补牙，或者是做深度清洁等等。而在做牙桥或者拔牙等的治疗过程中，打麻药往往是进行治疗的第一步。有些病人对打麻药是感到很恐惧的一件事情。所以当病人坐好后，她们第一件事情就会对打麻药提出疑问，并且会提出要求不打针行不行。同时她们还会补充一句话：“我很喜欢你们的老板，但是就是害怕打针。”而且因为高度的紧张，我在量血压的时候，就会发现病人的血压会很高。每当有病人对打针害怕时，我就会耐心的告诉病人，如果不打麻药的话，那么在钻牙的时候就会感觉到疼痛难忍等等。每当知道病人有害怕的心理后，我就会到办公室告诉牙医病人的情况。
当牙医走进治疗室后，她就会和病人一起聊天，在聊家常的过程中，牙医还会给病人讲一些笑话。所以在我们的诊所里会经常听到哈哈哈的声音。有一次牙医讲到“一个牙医做广告说，他治牙不痛。后来来了一个小男孩，抓过他的手就咬，结果那个牙医就大声喊痛。。。”等等。类似有趣的笑话很多。牙医的聊天过程常常使病人们的紧张情绪缓解了不少。到了后来有些病人再来看牙齿的时候，她们就会带一些打印好的幽默笑话送给牙医。而牙医就会一边读着笑话一边合大家一块的笑。
有一次牙医过生日，通常是我们大家买蛋糕送给牙医。可是那次的生日，牙医告诉大家不许买任何东西，只是需要带一些笑话送给她。在开始的时候，我有点犯愁，因为中文的笑话我是知道一些，可是自己的英文水平恐怕会翻译得词不达意。后来回到家后，爱人自报奋勇上网上帮我查找到了一些英语笑话，并且还打印了出来。就这样，在牙医的生日"Party"上，我们首先拍手唱歌“Happy birth day to you。。。”之后，牙医吹灭了蜡烛。然后牙医打开大家送给她的笑话，她一边读我们大家一边笑。后来吃"Pizza,Cake,Salad"等等，我们在很风趣愉快的气氛中庆祝了老板的生日。
所以在生活中，幽默不失是一种使人心情放松的办法。还有另外一点也很重要，热爱生活，保持一颗童心也是很重要的。
下面是网络上摘录的一些幽默：
”A Texan, a Russian and a New Yorker go to a restaurant in London.The waiter tells them, "Excuse me -- if you were going to order the steak, I'm afraid there's a shortage due to the mad cow disease."
The Texan says, "What's a shortage?"
The Russian says, "What's a steak?"
The New Yorker says, "What's 'excuse me'?"
I hate false advertising, like 'Skittles: taste the rainbow.' No one's ever been like, 'Rainbow, right you guys?' Or what's Reese's? 'There's no wrong way to eat a Reese's.' Oh, really? Tell that to my uncle who used to put them in my underwear. Alright, maybe your uncles didn't love you.
A blonde walks into a library and asks the librarian, "Can I have a burger and fries?"
She replies, "Sorry, this is a library."
The blonde whispers, "Oh, sorry. May I have a burger and fries?"
Do you ever notice from the time you hang up the phone until the pizza guy shows up, the only conversation you have is 'Where in the hell is our pizza?'
Do you ever get the waiter who wants to tell you his name? I don't want to know your name. I've got stuff to do. I mean, I'm a really nice guy, but I already have friends. If you're going to Applebee's to make friends with the wait staff, you've got a whole bunch of other problems.
I have a friend who swears by food combinations -- have you heard of this nonsense? She's nuts. She's like, 'You know what? You should eat food combinations, and that way you can eat whatever you want. It's just the combinations of how you put the food together.' And then her examples are like, 'You wouldn't want to eat steak and potatoes together, but you could have, like, a lemon rind and raisin skins -- not the whole raisin, take the skins and steam them.'
There are people starving to death all around the world, people waiting for a bag of flour to fall out of a helicopter. I'm sitting on the couch, scratching my nuts, going, 'This is ridiculous. You know how many beers I've had to drink while I wait for this kid to show up?'
A tourist on a farm asked the farmer why one pig had a wooden leg.
The farmer said, "That pig is the bravest pig I ever saw."
"So why does he have a wooden leg?" the tourist asked.
"One night, our house caught on fire, and he came inside and woke us all up."
The tourist asked again, "So, why does that pig have a wooden leg?"
"You can't eat a pig that brave all at once!"
People worry about health at the wrong times, you ever notice that? 'Ooh, there's a hair in my food.' You're eating bacon -- there's a pig's ass in your food.
I dreamed I was forced to eat a giant marshmallow. When I woke up, my pillow was gone.
