百味小酒(2)
(2009-07-18 19:36:35)
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**总爱玩酒妈的眉笔口红粉饼,但一般不敢往脸上捣鼓。
某天酒妈正收拾,听见小酒乐出声,一看,眼帘到眉头长出两堆草-----眉毛画成了90度,小酒还眨吧眼睛左右扭头审视自己的妆容呢。
**排骨面条,小酒只肯使劲吃肉,边吃边啊呜啊呜学老虎叫。
酒妈劝:来,老虎也吃口面条。
“No, Tiger only eat 排骨,no 面条”
酒妈追问:你怎么知道老虎不吃面条呢?
“Because, because, 没人给它煮面条呀。”
**小酒最近不时冒句,“I wish we are good friends.”
酒妈就给个hug, 肯定“Yes, We’re good friends, best friends.”
小酒还怀疑,“But, sometimes----Mommy is not good. Sometimes----I think we are not good friends.”
Sometimes, 你还小魔头,sometimes, 你还能把人气得吐血呢。
**逛店时,小酒抓到喜欢的衣服书DVD就不放手。酒妈让她每次只能选一样。
小酒总是十分肯定地拿一样,走出不到10步就变卦,“I Think I like that one.”
换过来,没到5秒钟有后悔了。
来回几次,酒妈最后通牒,“You have to make a decision, which one?”这反复不定的态度太不象酒妈了。
小酒就耍赖,“But I want all of them. I don’t want to make a decision.”
拉锯的结果,基本都是酒妈超支。
**读书, 最后成人的儿子抱着又老又病的妈妈边摇边唱:
I’ll love you forever,
I’ll like you for always,
As long as I’m living,
My mommy you’ll be.
唱得酒妈有点心酸。
小酒指着老妇问,“Who is this 老奶奶?”
“妈妈呀,the little boy grew up and the mommy got older and older.”
“No! This is grandma, Mommy will not get old forever, Remember?”
**傍晚总打雷下雨,小酒怕打雷,一寸都不愿离开酒妈怀里。
一次酒妈正洗澡,小酒慌慌张张冲来,非要拉开玻璃门进来,“It’s lighting, thunderstorm, You can’t leave me outside.”
后来,一听打雷,就严肃地命令酒妈:You can not take a bath.