谷歌翻译器酷毙了

胡核治国就一混混。没准他心中还美滋滋呢，俺这叫治大国如烹小鲜。他不明白这祖上的治国方略是用在朝纲顺畅的年代，而他自己现在是坐在火炉上，屁股冒着烟呢？
这胡核不论走到哪，就来个一二三四。要说清华毕业的文科不灵，不会上下转乘，借古喻今，也还可以原谅。可俺就没见他数到过六，更别提微积分啦：-）

Hu nuclear rule of a bully.  Probably his mind flattered, I called Governing a large country such as cooking a small fish.He does not understand that the ancestors of statecraft use smoothly in Asatsuna for the era, and he is now sitting on the stove, butt smoking?  This walnut regardless of where we're on to one thousand two hundred thirty-four.  Say Qinghua graduate liberal arts is not working, not up and down the interchange by the ancient metaphor, but also can be forgiven.  Count to six, not to mention Calculus Implants can be seen :-)