书要慢慢读

一年一本我今年的计划：读Mark Twain的Huckleberry Finn

[英语硕士]

haha, do you remember that I asked "who is it" after I read the beautiful piece on memory loss? I was impressed with the the way it was written. It was well organized...hehehe at the time I didn't know that you wrote it:) You have made a big leap in English:) way to go:)
Also I was equally impressed with your creativity. Your humor tided me over the boring meetings I had to attend and the plain lunch I had to ate:). Did I say it wrong again? hahaha

[pandoras]

hahahaha， 你才是＂可牛＂呢，你的引伸真的很搞笑，我下午小个不停：）
我现在就喜欢看英语笑话，你看我笑话创作／再创作的能力还是不错的吧，我自己都佩服自己一下了。还有那天那个我的健忘症，都是我用自己的语言加工作的。这样练英语不觉得bored。

请多多指教，big master。 你还是要注意你的时态，是ate不是eat，haha

等着你完Mark Twain的Huckleberry Finn后，看大硕士你写的novel。

[英语硕士]

我数学没学好。当时叶教授问我1-5等于什么，我说等于5-1。我得个零分后再也不敢把两个数颠倒了：）哈哈哈

[英语硕士]

Canoe? hehehe 那是紫老师教的。每次问紫老师问题，她就说＂可能，可能＂：）上了叶教授的课我才知道什么是英语。叶教授教了我们很多地道英语，她的英语＂可牛＂了，hehehe

[英语硕士]

Big master? hahaha that's a good one:) eight? haha I was in the restroom the whole morning that day:)

[pandoras]

Dear 大硕士，

I remember you got an "F" in my math class. you know why? It is not because you gave me 6 when I asked you how much 5+1 is. It is the following question that made you flunk, which is "then tell me how much 1+5 is?'. you said,"What the heck is the stupid difference?"

I am sorry your daddy kicked your ass for the F.

[pandoras]

大硕士 wasn't very good at spelling when he started learning English years ago.

One day at his English spelling class, Mrs leaf asked 大硕士, "what word would we get if we placed a "K" in the front the word 'new'?"
After a minute's thinking, 大硕士 said, "I got one--Canoe?"

[pandoras]

I am happy that 大硕士 finally can read English novel. How wonderful!

I remember one day at lunch break I asked 大硕士 what he had for breakfast.
大硕士 said, "well, this morning I eat one cup of yogurt, and five Oreo Cookies."
"No, big master, it’s ate!" I said nicely.
"well, it could've been eight, on wonder I feel not hungry now," said 大硕士.