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比较常见的帖子，但这次似乎有些新东西，选了些精华的。看来看去，怎么跟最近FX的Over There系列剧总结版一样：几个持枪的笨蛋是天下最具破坏性的笨蛋.... 4. You are not Superman; Marines and fighter pilots take note. 你不是超人；海军陆战队员和战斗机驾驶员尤其要注意 6. If it's stupid but it works, it isn't stupid. 如果一个蠢方法有效，那它就不是一个蠢方法 7. Try to look unimportant; the enemy may be low on ammo and not want to waste a bullet on you. 尽力使自己看上去不重要，敌人可能子弹不多，不想在你身上浪费 8. If at first you don't succeed, call in an air strike. 只要攻击没能成功，呼叫空袭支援 16. No PLAN ever survives initial contact. 没有行动计划在最初的交火后还管用 19. There is no such thing as an atheist in a foxhole. 散兵坑内没有无神论者 22. The easy way is always mined. 好走的路总已被敌军布上了地雷 23. Teamwork is essential; it gives the enemy other people to shoot at. 集体行动非常必要；起码敌人有其他的人可以射击了 25. Never draw fire; it irritates everyone around you. 不要吸引敌人火力；这会激怒你周围的所有人 26. If you are short of everything but the enemy, you are in the combat zone. 如果你除了敌人什么都缺，那你在交战区域内了 27. When you have secured the area, make sure the enemy knows it too. 你攻占一个地区后，确保敌人也知道 29. No combat ready unit has ever passed inspection. 从没有一支完成战备的单位能通过校阅 30. No inspection ready unit has ever passed combat. 从没有一支准备好检阅的部队能活过战斗 32. The only thing more accurate than incoming enemy fire is incoming friendly fire. 唯一比敌人火力还精确的是友军打过来的炮火 33. Things that must be together to work can never be shipped together. 必须要装配在一起才能发挥效力的武器装备不能一起运送 34. Things that must work together, can't be carried to the field that way. 必须要装配在一起才能发挥效力的武器不能被一起运到战场 37. Anything you do can get you killed, including nothing. 你作的任何事都可能导致你翘辫子——包括你什么都不做 38. Make it too tough for the enemy to get in, and you won't be able to get out. 当你防守严密到敌人攻不进来时，那往往你自己也打出不去 39. Tracers work both ways. 曳光弹可以帮你找到敌踪；但也会让敌人找到你 42. Professional soldiers are predictable; the world is full of dangerous amateurs. 专业士兵的行为是你能预测的；战场上充满了业余人员 43. Military Intelligence is a contradiction. “军事情报”一词中的军事和情报是矛盾的 47. Air defense motto: shoot 'em down; sort 'em out on the ground. 防空座右铭：先把飞机打下来，在地面上区分是敌是友 54. Killing for peace is like screwing for virginity. “为和平进行杀戮”这句话就像骗处女上床的话一样 58. When in doubt, empty your magazine. 有疑问的时候，先打空你的弹夹再说 59. The side with the simplest uniforms wins. 制服最简单的一方获胜 60. Combat will occur on the ground between two adjoining maps. 战斗会在两张地图交会的地方展开 63. The most dangerous thing in the world is a Second Lieutenant with a map and a compass. 世上最可怕的东西是一个有地图和罗盘的少尉（他们擅长纸上谈兵） 80. The tough part about being an officer is that the troops don't know what they want, but they know for certain what they don't want. 做军官最辛苦的一点是，士兵不知道他们想要什么，只知道他们不想要什么 82. The weapon that usually jams when you need it the most is the M60. 在你最需要它的时候总是卡壳的武器是M60（机枪） 89. Body count Math --> 3 guerrillas plus 1 probable plus 2 pigs equals 37 enemies killed in action. 战果数学：3个游击队员＋一个可能是的＋2头猪＝行动中打死37个敌人 90. The bursting radius of a hand grenade is always one foot greater than your jumping range. 手雷爆炸的范围总是比你一跳能跳出的距离多一英尺 100. Density of fire increases proportionally to the curiousness of the target. 对目标的火力密度与目标的新奇程度成正比 115. What gets you promoted from one rank gets you killed in the next rank. 在低军衔能让你升官的行为会在新军衔杀死你 122. If you need an officer in a hurry take a nap. 如果你急需见到一个军官，打个盹 123. The effective killing radius is greater than the average soldier can throw it. 投掷武器的杀伤半径总比一般士兵能扔的距离大 134. Any ship can be a minesweeper...once. 所有船只都可以当扫雷艇……一次性的