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IT vs Management

(2010-09-11 18:17:39) 下一个
A man in a hot air balloon, realizing he was lost, reduced altitude and spotted a woman below. He descended further and shouted to the lady, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."

The woman below replied, "You're in a hot air balloon, hovering approximately 30 feet above the ground. You're between 40 and 41 degrees north latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude."

"You must be in I.T.," said the balloonist.

"Actually I am," replied the woman, "How did you know?"

"Well," answered the balloonist, "Everything you have told me is technically correct but I've no idea what to make of your information and the fact is I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help at all. If anything, you've delayed my trip."

The woman below responded, "You must be in Management."

"I am," replied the balloonist, "but how did you know?"

"Well," said the woman,"You don't know where you are or where you're going. You have risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise, which you've no idea how to keep, and you expect people beneath you to solve your problems. The fact is you are in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but now, somehow, it's my fault."





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ling1984 回复 悄悄话 回复海上云的评论:
云弟也来了, 姐姐特感激也赶紧扣你博客之门大声问好。 姐姐觉得这则笑话很有意思,让姐姐联想到之前一家公司的经理,无须对号就已经入座。嘻嘻!
ling1984 回复 悄悄话 回复tianduan114的评论:
天端, 谢谢你的问候,我必须赶紧回访。
海上云 回复 悄悄话 哈哈,有道理~~

中秋快乐。
tianduan114 回复 悄悄话 好久不见了,问好!祝中秋快乐!
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