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Mr. Singh: Good morning!
NZ policeman: Good morning, due to the high rate of burglary in this area, I’m delivering pamphlets with instructions of how to handle burglars.
NZ policeman: I read it for you:
1. First, you are not allowed to threaten burglars, if you are threatening them with weapons, that is an offense and you will be arrested.
2. Second, you are not allowed to abuse burglars, if you do, you will be charged with insult and you will be arrested.
3. Third, you are not allowed to withhold burglars, if you do, you will be charged with illegal detention and you will be arrested.
4. Fourth, you are not allowed to beat up burglars, if you do, you will be charged with mayhem and you will be arrested.
5. Fifth, if you have dogs and you didn’t put up the warning sign on the fence, you will be charged and your dogs will be put to death.
Mr. Singh: (Worried) Mr. Policeman, what should I do when I see a burglar in my house?
NZ Policeman: By New Zealand law, you can't harm burglars, but I would suggest, when you encounter a burglar, you need to greet him with a smile and coax him: “sit down on the couch; I’m going to call the police.” You need to be gentle, if he is frightened and fall down the stairs, and finally broken his back, then you will be in trouble.
Mr. Singh: I don’t care about my properties; I only care about my family, what if the burglar wants to rape my daughters or wife?
NZ Policeman: Then you have to make a choice, whether you want to sacrifice your wife or your daughters? You may also want to sacrifice the ugliest one. Call your daughters out; I’m going to do an evaluation.
Mr. Singh: (Shouting to the police) Why are you touching my daughters’ breasts?
NZ policeman: I’m assessing the risks that your daughters will be the victims of rape.
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