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(2026-01-04 10:26:00)
多么善良的金发女郎【1】（笑话，译文）译自法语byme,英语由Geminiproofread过HowKindtheBlondesAreOnthewayintoParis,atruckdriver'svehiclebreaksdown.Abeautifulblondewomanarrivesandasksifheneedshelp,offeringtogivehimarideintoParis."No,thankyou,ma'am.Ihavetowaitforthetowtruck;I'llbehereforatleastthreeorfourhours.Butontheotherhand,IhavetwochimpanzeesthatneedtogototheVincennesZoo【2】.Since...[阅读全文]
(2026-01-04 10:02:39)
蒸豆包，蒸白薯，豆稀，牛油果酱，“炒“的瓜子 方法： 1.豆包：在蒸锅里蒸汽冒出后，大火蒸20分钟。 做豆馅的方法：https://blog.wenxuecity.com/myblog/40376/202601/729.html 2.白薯：在高压锅里蒸30分钟。 3.豆稀（豆子蒸熟后过滤出的稀液）：加糖，筷子搅拌。 4.Sauceforcorn或tortillachips(能叫牛油果酱吗？）: 1个avacado（牛油果） 用刀子把avacado的硬皮切开，剥[阅读全文]
(2026-01-03 09:15:21)
风雪中的金发女郎【1】（笑话，译文）译自法语byme,英语由Geminiproofread过StormOvertheBlondesAblondefindsherselfstuckinhercaronasnowyday.Notknowingwhattodo,sherememberssomeadvicefromhergrandfather:hetoldherthatifsheeverfoundherselfstuckinthesnow,sheshouldwaitforasnowplowandfollowit.Severalminuteslater,asnowplowarrivesandtheblondefollowsitforagoodhalfhour.Eventually,thetruckdrivergetsoutandaskstheblon...[阅读全文]
(2026-01-03 08:48:01)
2026年1月2日晚上的木星和木星的“月亮”JupiterandItsMoonsonJanuary2,2026Camera:NikonP1000Itookthisvideoon1/2/2026.IaskedGemini:"ThiswasthestarItookthenightof1/2/2026,whichwasbelowthefullmoonandsincethemoonwassobright,itseemedthiswastheonlystarinthesky,whichstaristhis?Geminianswered:Basedonthedateandthepositionyoudescribed,thebright"star"yousawbelowthefullmoononthenightofJan...[阅读全文]
(2026-01-02 08:43:00)
红蟹爪兰花谢延时视频12秒（=5.5天）TimeLapseVideoofWitheringofZygocactustruncatus(蟹爪兰)in12Secondsfor5.5Days6:45am,12/14/2025-6:45pm,12/19/2025123picturesCamera:NikonD300sIntervals:1hourVideo:10frames/secondSoftware:LightRoomv5.6https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SqkbNPG0_g?[阅读全文]
(2026-01-02 08:10:56)
做豆馅（改正版）对不起大家，昨天忘了高压锅蒸30分钟一项，今天补上。又加上几张照片和几句话。因为原先有几处错误，所以另起一帖。请把原帖扔掉，以这帖为正确的帖。材料：黑豆454克（1磅),walmart糖：60克，Costco高压锅：InstantPot,忘了哪里买的了搅拌机：KitchenAid,costco水：应该比466克水多些，涨大的豆子重量（920克）-豆子重量（454克)=466克水方法：1.洗豆子，把一些碎豆[阅读全文]
(2026-01-01 12:58:31)
(2026-01-01 12:44:05)
对不起，原帖忘了一项高压锅蒸30分钟，还有错误，改正后又加了几张照片和几句话，作为新帖，请见：
https://blog.wenxuecity.com/myblog/40376/202601/729.html
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(2025-12-31 08:46:01)
我家，她家【1】（笑话，译文）译自法语byme,英语由Geminiproofread过MyFamily,HerFamilyAblondewomanattheofficewasburstingintotears.Herbossaskedherwhatwaswrong,andshereplied,“Mymotherpassedaway.”Hekindlysuggestedshegohome.“No,thankyou,I’llbefine.”Amomentlaterthephonerang.Sheanswereditandburstintotearsagain.“Whathappened?Whyareyousoupset?”Theblondeanswered,&ldqu...[阅读全文]
(2025-12-31 08:40:47)
2025一年里给自己炒的和蒸的菜炒的菜：1/1/2025-6/4/2025蒸的菜：6/5/2025-12/31/2025365天的菜。有5天蒸了菜，但是被其它事情打扰而忘了照相，10月份3次，12月份2次（是不是阿爾茨海默症的先兆？权当一次阿Q，说小狗才会忘事呢！）明年再照一年，看看阿Q会说什么。[阅读全文]
