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(2025-09-22 08:27:32)
保时捷【1】(笑话，译文）译自德语byme,英语由Geminiproofread过PorscheWife:"Doyoudrinkbeer?"Husband:"Yeah."Wife:"Howmanybeersaday?"Husband:"Usuallythreebeers."Wife:"Howmuchdoyoupayforabeer?"Husband:"Atabar,IpaythreeEuros."Wife:"Howlonghaveyoubeendrinking?"Husband:"I'dsayfor20years."Wife:"So,threeEurosforabeer,thr...[阅读全文]
(2025-09-21 08:12:27)
月亮的颜色【1】（笑话，译文）译自德语byme,英语由Geminiproofread过TheColoroftheMoonTwodrunkmenleaveabar.Theybegintodiscusswhatcolorthemoonis.Onethinksitisgreen,andtheothersaysitisblue.Afterawhile,onesays,"Youknowwhat?Weshouldaskthepoliceofficerinfrontofus,hewillknow."Thentheygotoseethepoliceofficerandaskhim,"Mr.Sergeant,whatcoloristhemoon,greenorblue?"Thesergeantlooksaroundandan...[阅读全文]
(2025-09-20 07:42:41)
度假的鹦鹉【1】(笑话，译文）译自德语byme,英语由Geminiproofread过TheParrotonVacationAmanwantedtotakeasummervacationbytrain,butnoonewaswillingtotakecareofhisparrot.So,hedecidedtotakeitwithhim.HewenttotheticketcounterandaskedforatickettoRimini【2】.Theticketagenttoldhimthathewouldalsoneedaticketfortheparrot."Icansavesomemoney!"themanthought.Hewenttothebathroom,puttheparrotinhispants,andthen...[阅读全文]
(2025-09-19 08:25:18)
太阳也在旋转：昨天的太阳黑子；附DIY，自制太阳滤镜关于太阳黑子，deepseek的简介如下：太阳黑子是太阳光球层上温度相对较低、磁场极强的临时性暗斑。它们是太阳活动最明显的标志之一。核心摘要太阳黑子是太阳表面因强磁场聚集而抑制内部能量对流，导致该区域温度低于周围区域，从而显得“黑”的临时性区域。它们的数量变化遵循大约11年的周期，与太阳活动[阅读全文]
(2025-09-18 09:20:13)
阿尔茨海默【1】（笑话，译文）
译自法语byme,英语由Geminiproofread过
Alzheimer
Twograndmasaresunbathingattheharbor.Onesays,"I'mgoingtobuytwoicecreamsforus.I'llgetchocolate.Whatflavorwouldyoulike?"
Theotherreplies,"Vanilla.Butyoushouldwriteitdown,becauseyou'llgoandforgetit."
Thefirstgrandmashrugsandcomesbackalittlelaterwithtwohotdogs.
"...[阅读全文]
(2025-09-17 07:57:11)
士兵的探亲假【1】（笑话，译文）译自德语byme，英语由geminiproofread过MilitaryLeaveAsoldierfromBurgenland【2】ispermittedtogohomeforhisfirstmilitaryleave.Hismotherisveryexcited.“Ohmyboy,whatbeautifulclothesyouarewearing!”“Thatismyuniform,Mama”“Andwhatisthatyouarewearingonyourbelt?”“Thatisahandgrenade,Mama.”“Whatisthatfor?”Thesontakesthehand...[阅读全文]
(2025-09-16 07:52:09)
球根秋海棠（tuberousbegonia）用Gemini，chatGPT,grok都说是tuberousbegonia以下的简介是deepseek提供的：球根秋海棠简介球根秋海棠是秋海棠科、秋海棠属的多年生草本植物。它并不是一个单一的野生种，而是由原产于南美洲安第斯山脉地区的多个秋海棠物种经过近百年的杂交选育而来的人工杂交种群。其最显著的特征就是地下部分拥有一个块状的球根，因此得名。主要特征： 花朵：其[阅读全文]
(2025-09-15 09:33:28)
勋章菊“新日”白天花开花谢延时视频（16秒=13.3小时）TimeLapseVideoofDailyBloomofGazaniaNewDayin16Secondsfor13.3Hours5:40am-7:00pm,9/12/2025161picturesCamera:NikonD200Interval:5minutesVideo:10frames/secondSoftware:LightRoomv5.6[阅读全文]
(2025-09-14 08:13:11)
日本银莲花白天花开花谢延时视频（15秒=12.7小时)TimeLapseVideoofDailyBloomofJapaneseAnemonein15Secondsfor12.7Hours日本银莲花（JapaneseAnemone）中文名称：日本银莲花（又称“秋牡丹”）简介：
日本银莲花（学名：Anemonehupehensis或Anemone×hybrida）是毛茛科银莲花属的多年生草本植物，原产于中国中部地区，但因早年由日本引入欧洲而得名。其特点是优雅的杯状花朵，常见粉色、白色[阅读全文]
(2025-09-13 08:04:30)
勋章菊“新日”白天花开花谢延时视频（14秒=12.5小时） TimeLapseVideoofDailyBloomofGazaniaNewDayin14Secondsfor12.5Hours FromDeepseek: GazaniaNewDay(中文常称：勋章菊“新日”/“日日新”系列) Gazania：中文正式名称为勋章菊，也叫非洲万寿菊或**Gazania（音译：盖赞尼亚）**。它是一种原产于南非的多年生草本植物，通常作为一年生栽培。 NewDay：这是Gazan...[阅读全文]
