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(2026-01-03 09:15:21)
风雪中的金发女郎【1】（笑话，译文）译自法语byme,英语由Geminiproofread过StormOvertheBlondesAblondefindsherselfstuckinhercaronasnowyday.Notknowingwhattodo,sherememberssomeadvicefromhergrandfather:hetoldherthatifsheeverfoundherselfstuckinthesnow,sheshouldwaitforasnowplowandfollowit.Severalminuteslater,asnowplowarrivesandtheblondefollowsitforagoodhalfhour.Eventually,thetruckdrivergetsoutandaskstheblon...[阅读全文]
(2026-01-03 08:48:01)
2026年1月2日晚上的木星和木星的“月亮”JupiterandItsMoonsonJanuary2,2026Camera:NikonP1000Itookthisvideoon1/2/2026.IaskedGemini:"ThiswasthestarItookthenightof1/2/2026,whichwasbelowthefullmoonandsincethemoonwassobright,itseemedthiswastheonlystarinthesky,whichstaristhis?Geminianswered:Basedonthedateandthepositionyoudescribed,thebright"star"yousawbelowthefullmoononthenightofJan...[阅读全文]
(2026-01-02 08:43:00)
红蟹爪兰花谢延时视频12秒（=5.5天）TimeLapseVideoofWitheringofZygocactustruncatus(蟹爪兰)in12Secondsfor5.5Days6:45am,12/14/2025-6:45pm,12/19/2025123picturesCamera:NikonD300sIntervals:1hourVideo:10frames/secondSoftware:LightRoomv5.6https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SqkbNPG0_g?[阅读全文]
(2026-01-02 08:10:56)
做豆馅（改正版）对不起大家，昨天忘了高压锅蒸30分钟一项，今天补上。又加上几张照片和几句话。因为原先有几处错误，所以另起一帖。请把原帖扔掉，以这帖为正确的帖。材料：黑豆454克（1磅),walmart糖：60克，Costco高压锅：InstantPot,忘了哪里买的了搅拌机：KitchenAid,costco水：应该比466克水多些，涨大的豆子重量（920克）-豆子重量（454克)=466克水方法：1.洗豆子，把一些碎豆[阅读全文]
(2026-01-01 12:58:31)
(2026-01-01 12:44:05)
对不起，原帖忘了一项高压锅蒸30分钟，还有错误，改正后又加了几张照片和几句话，作为新帖，请见：
https://blog.wenxuecity.com/myblog/40376/202601/729.html
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(2025-12-31 08:46:01)
我家，她家【1】（笑话，译文）译自法语byme,英语由Geminiproofread过MyFamily,HerFamilyAblondewomanattheofficewasburstingintotears.Herbossaskedherwhatwaswrong,andshereplied,“Mymotherpassedaway.”Hekindlysuggestedshegohome.“No,thankyou,I’llbefine.”Amomentlaterthephonerang.Sheanswereditandburstintotearsagain.“Whathappened?Whyareyousoupset?”Theblondeanswered,&ldqu...[阅读全文]
(2025-12-31 08:40:47)
2025一年里给自己炒的和蒸的菜炒的菜：1/1/2025-6/4/2025蒸的菜：6/5/2025-12/31/2025365天的菜。有5天蒸了菜，但是被其它事情打扰而忘了照相，10月份3次，12月份2次（是不是阿爾茨海默症的先兆？权当一次阿Q，说小狗才会忘事呢！）明年再照一年，看看阿Q会说什么。[阅读全文]
(2025-12-30 14:10:16)
两个问题： 1.下面是一个管风琴谱（SomewhereMyLove,电影奇瓦格医生Lara'sthemehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQALR5yPUqY&list=RDGQALR5yPUqY&start_radio=1，LyricbyP.F.Webster,MusicbyM.Jarre.p.10.SheetMusicMagazine,April/May/1984）的前4小节，可以看到左手（蓝框）、右手（绿框）和踏板（红框）的谱子，但是在钢琴上不能同时弹，因为有的键（例如D）要左右手同时出现。如果要弹，是不是要把左手低8度[阅读全文]
(2025-12-30 12:43:08)
救命！【1】（笑话，译文）译自法语byme,英语由Geminiproofread过HELP!Whatshouldyoudoifablondeintheenemyarmythrowsagrenadeatyou?Answer:Pullthepin,thenthrowitback.救命！如果敌方军队里的金发女郎向你扔手榴弹，你怎么办呢？回答：把它捡起来，拉开保险，然后扔回去。【1】.p.137.1000Blagues<LesMeilleures>.RajkoZobec.Z-REdition.[阅读全文]
