Lily's blog

This blog is created for my family, friends and relatives in China. I hope they can all read my stuff like jokes,riddles and pho
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(2008-12-20 19:20:45)
Dashingthroughthesnow,Whileeatingbreadwhenwego,HopeIwon'tbedeadtrudgingthroughthesnow,
Sirensontheambulancering,Ahorriblesongweallwillsingwhileaperson'sdead,
Oh,911911,Apersonhereisdead,Won'tyouhelpuscleanthismessupbeforeyoudriveaway!
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(2008-12-13 08:53:51)
Boy:Teacher,canIgotothebathroom?
Teacher:FirstsingyourABC's.
Boy:ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOQRSTUVWXYandZ.
Teacher:Where'stheP?
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(2008-12-11 20:25:32)
Mom:Iwanttojoinmycoumpany'sChristmasparty(sheprounouncedit"potty').
Lily:Youwanttogotoyourcoumpany"spotty?Youwanttogotoyourcoumpany'sbathroom?
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